As a “Pole Dancing Expert,” the Toy with Mes asked me if I was interested in using and reviewing an at-home portable pole kit. I was thrilled to pieces to try it because I was going to get to practice my mad skillz and help others at the same time.  It’s a total win/win!  (I think the biggest winner is my husband who is now the envy of all his friends, and even a few people he’s never met. Did I mention the caché being a pole dancer seems to entail? Yeah.)

There are several different kinds of poles to choose from, but the one I got from the awesome people at AdultSexToys.com was Carmen Electra’s Electra-Pole Professional Pole Kit by Peekaboo.  It claims to be the perfect pole for all levels from the total beginner (like me), to the professional pole dancer.

Let’s find out.

The pole shipped out quickly and came very discreetly packaged in a plain brown box.  It’s all folded up inside because the pole itself comes in three pieces for portability, so it’s not as obvious as it would be with a solid, one piece pole–you know, the long, skinny, 20lb one your neighbors would see you dragging off your front porch in your platforms and g-string.

Inside the box is the aforementioned 3-piece collapsible dance pole, the ceiling plate, the base plate, spanner, assembly guide and DVD, and a not-so-discreet storage bag with CARMEN ELECTRA ELECTRA POLE written in huge hot pink letters on it.

Assembly is pretty easy, but if you’re all thumbs with this sort of thing, please, please, please have somebody who knows what they’re doing put it up for you. We like your teeth where they are.  Even I, with my very, super handy builds-shit-from-scratch and uses-his-dick-for-a-hammer husband, managed to pull the thing over the first time I attempted a fast spin.  While doing some research on this particular pole, I read that a lot of people have pulled it over during a spin and have been hurt, so test it out a lot before you try to do tricks on it (something they repeat more than once in the instructions, btw).

In fact, if you’re going to do anything fancy like that, you really do need to screw it into the ceiling. This Carmen Electra pole offers an OPTION to mechanically fasten the top plate with screws, OR it can be pressure mounted. Lots of other poles don’t offer both options.

Before screwing it into the ceiling, however, I was able to do a handstand against it and climb it.  My 170lb neighbor and my 195lb husband were also both able to climb it without a problem.  So, if you’re going to dance around it and maybe climb it a little, you should be okay without screwing it in. If you’re planning on really torquing it, use the screws.

The first thing I noticed is that this pole is a lot thicker than the one used in my class, so it’s taking some time for me to get used to it.  There are some thinner ones on the market that might be easier to wrap your hand around–especially if you’re a beginner and you don’t have a lot of hand/wrist strength yet, like me.  The diameter difference is a double-edged sword: a thicker pole puts less pressure on fulcrum points (and thus reduces some of the bruising) and it’s easier to squeeze between the legs, BUT it’s also harder to get a good grip on, especially if you have smaller hands.

The finish on the pole is also a little hard for me to deal with.  The ones in my class are painted with a somewhat textured/grippier powder coat paint, and even with that paint, they’re still a little slippery.  During class we often have to stop and wipe down the poles with rubbing alcohol to keep the surface clean. The Electra-Pole is chrome and is therefore very slippery, even when completely clean.  I feel much less confident using it for more difficult maneuvers for this reason. Our class has different poles, and our instructors told us that the more advanced poles have slicker surfaces like the chromed Electra–harder to get a solid grip, but also a lot “faster” for spins and slides.

After anchoring it to the ceiling, I was able to do spins, etc.  I weigh 120 lbs, but it says not to use it if you weigh more than 265.  Some reviews I read said that people of only 105 lbs couldn’t do spins on it without it coming apart.  I did not find this to be the case. Plus my husband pulled and tugged and even managed to do a something like a spin, and it didn’t budge. He said if someone a shade over 100 lbs broke it, it wasn’t installed properly to begin with, and I totally believe him. The thing is solid.

In all, I think the Electra-Pole is pretty awesome for a beginner with the following caveats:

• You have someone who knows what they’re doing install it for you. We put ours in the porn basement, which has an exposed joist perfect for mounting. If this is going in your bedroom, you’re going to need a stud sensor or stud finder to locate a ceiling joist strong enough to keep the upper mount stable–whether you screw it in or not.
• You don’t try anything crazy before you know for absolute sure that it’s secure. Even then, take it slowly as you increase your load on the bar.
• The size and texture of the pole is more for an intermediate or advanced level dancer, and is therefore more challenging for a beginner to use.

For me, at least, it’s really fun having it and playing around with it.  Would I buy something different in the future if this pole dancing stuff turns out to be my thing?  Probably, yes.  I’d get a heavier one that’s one solid piece, maybe a little thinner, and meant to stay in place permanently.  But since I’m just testing the pole dancing waters at this point and getting some practice in, it’s just about perfect–it can be relocated in a few minutes, even with the upper mount screwed in, it’s height adjustable, it has a gleaming chrome finish, can be knocked down and put away for when judgy people and relatives come over, and last but not least will get you mega points with the husband.

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Hell, I thought–I might even enjoy it.

Since we’re being totally honest here, I must confess I’d much rather take it in the pooper than give a blow job.

I considered the possibility that perhaps my dislike is because I’m doing it wrong. It always takes so damn long and my jaw locks up and I gag and drool and I start getting annoyed because you-know-who hasn’t landed the plane already, and clearly he’s doing it just to torture me…

or maybe I just suck at blowing.

The video arrived in the mail from Babeland in its very discreet package and it sat on my dresser for a while because I had a question, Toy with Mes.

Do I watch the video by myself first and sort of take notes and/or practice on a squash or something, or do I watch it whilst practicing on the real deal and learn in situ?

There’s something to be said for option number one because it preserves the mystique a little bit.  I could conceivably go from Hum-Drum Hummer-er to Blow Job Maven all of a sudden and my husband would never have to know I had boned up (hahahahahaha! No pun intended! Yes it was.) on my skills.

Sadly though, since I have the two little kiddos who most certainly do not need to see a lady kissing a man’s penis, I had to opt for the in situ instruction, and it had to be done after the little ones went to sleep.  I put the DVD in the player, did a few jaw loosening exercises (you don’t want to cramp up), pressed play, and put on my sexyblowjobface.

I was ready to learn.

And my husband sat on the bed squealing and clapping his hands like a little girl.

The video begins with an introduction to Tristan Taormino herself.   Throughout the video, Tristan addresses a group of women in a sort of question and answer format.

The first order of business is an anatomy lesson which at first made me roll my eyes because HI!  I know what a penis is, but I actually did learn that the most sensitive parts on a guy are the head of the penis (duh!) the frenulum (that little triangular notch between the head and the shaft on the bottom side of the penis), and the perineum (aka the assneck / taint / gooch).  So the majority of the penis–the shaft itself–isn’t very sensitive at all.

After the anatomy lesson, they bring in the porn stars to demonstrate the four basic phases of a blow job:

1) The warm-up where you tease the penis.  Let’s just say I will never again lick an ice cream cone without remembering this video.

2) The experiment phase is where you sort of try to figure out what works for him.  Try new stuff.  Mix it up.

3) The rhythm phase is the actual blow job where you find a rhythm and stay with it and guess what?  Using your hands is not cheating! Yay! Because my jaw gets tired.

4) The orgasm phase is, well, you know… but what I liked about this part of the video is that Tristan actually says right out that it’s okay if you don’t like to swallow and that you should work out where the cum is going to go before it goes. The porn actress actually admitted that she doesn’t like to swallow either.  She does take it in the mouth but then spits.  The fact that even porn stars aren’t that into it made me feel better.

The Extras section of the video addresses special concerns like deep throating, prostate stimulation, how to deal with an uncircumcised penis, and safer sex.  The part about deep throating did a great job of explaining tips and tricks without making me feel lame because I have trouble doing it. That part gave me some good ideas I still want to test out.

There are also three more instructional/example sections meant to demonstrate different blow job styles, like slow and sultry or hot and heavy or rough and sloppy.  You can watch those with or without Tristan’s narrative instruction so it turns right into porn if you want.  If you get tired of hearing her in the background you could turn it off and just copy what’s happening on the screen if that’s your thing.

If you’re the type of couple that historically DOESN’T include porn in the bedroom, this video could be a great way to introduce it under the guise of “education.”  Unlike nearly all the “mainstream” porno, this one includes the GUY as a point of focus and interest, instead of just being a stunt cock positioned mostly off-frame. I liked that, and I’m sure other women feel the same way. You could really tell the guys were enjoying themselves.

In all, this was a really good video.  The language was not clinical at all, and while explicit, still managed to avoid sounding trashy.  Tristan’s instruction was clear, concise and confidence building.   Her interaction with her “class,” as well as her conversations with the porn stars, seemed genuine and unforced.

We give it two thumbs up.

Especially my husband who has been walking around with a big ol’ smile on his face lately.  I guess I did learn something… Thanks Tristan!

Treat yourself to your very own copy of Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex at Babeland

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Lesson #1: Sex swings are really fucking heavy

I showed up at the post office with my little package slip and my ID and was all, “Hi, I’m here to pick up my package” and the chick behind the desk was like, “You won’t be able to carry this alone” and I’m all, “Psh, try me.” So she raises her eyebrow and hauls the box out and she’s totally right because I can’t carry it even a little bit and I’m like, “Okay, you win, I’ll come back later with someone else.”

As soon as I got home, I called him. “You need to come and help me,” I told him.

“Help you with what?”

“Help me pick up our $400 sex swing from the post office and get it back to my house and then back to your house because it’s so heavy and I tried but I can’t do it alone.”

He agreed.

(I mean, that’s in the fine print, right? The clause that if one is going to be allowed to fuck one’s girl in a sex swing, one is obligated to take charge of all heavy lifting and assembly.)

(I know, I’m such a good feminist. Lipstick and ass slaps for me.)

So, a few days later we headed down to the post office together to pick it up. I carried the small box with the swing in it, and he carried the big huge enormous ridiculous box with the free-standing sex swing stand in it. Both were packaged in non-conspicuous brown boxes but man, we definitely felt like total sexual rockstars on the walk back to my apartment and kept being all, “Oh hey, do you maybe want to have sex in a swing later? BECAUSE WE HAVE ONE.” Pure giddiness. After we got the boxes back to my apartment, we then had to get them to his apartment because he lives alone and I don’t and I’m pretty sure my roommate is all set on having a giant sex swing just hanging out in front of our fireplace.

Lesson #2: Opening the sex swing boxes is the funnest thing ever. But that’s only because you haven’t used the actual swing yet.

After we got back to his apartment, the rest of the process went something like this:

Tear open all boxes. Stare at the photos on the front of said boxes and wonder how to contort our bodies into all of those positions. Yell about which positions we most want to try. Stretch. Empty the contents of both boxes all over the floor. Stare at the pile of metal poles and the little bag full of tools and screws and bolts. Read the directions, which look like they came from IKEA, and tell him that if it weren’t for him I would have given up already. See that the box claims that assembling the stand takes less than ten minutes. Acknowledge that ten minutes for regular people = eleventy million minutes for me because I can’t even open jars. Make puppy dog eyes at him to set it up while I sit and drink wine and “observe for research purposes.” Watch as he really does get the thing set up. Laugh hysterically at how we have an adult playground jungle gym thing in the middle of the apartment. Hang from it to make sure it can hold our weight (it can). Attach the bright purple sex swing and see if that can hold our weight too (it can). Stand back and marvel at the wonder of my life since I started writing for Toy With Me. Stretch more. Sit in the swing with our clothes on. Literally swing back and forth. Realize that this is probably the coolest thing ever in the history of things. Collect all packaging materials so he can walk them down to the dumpster. Play with the swing the entire time he’s gone. Realize that he’s been gone for an inordinately long time. Start to wonder what happened.

Lesson #3: People who have sex in a swing care about the environment

When he finally walked back in, he said, “I didn’t know what to do!” And I was all, “What?” and he was all, “I mean, I didn’t want to put the box in the regular trash because it should definitely be recycled, but I didn’t want to leave the box out with the other recycling stuff because there are kids in this building! And what if a kid is taking the trash out with his parents tomorrow and sees the giant photos of people having sex in a swing that’s similar to what he uses at recess and is scarred for life??”

I stared at him. He continued.

“So, I stood there and I debated being environmentally friendly versus being kid friendly, but then I realized that alternatively, it might be an adult couple that sees it instead of a kid and it could encourage them to expand their sexual repertoire.”

“And so you left it with the recycling?”

“And so I left it with the recycling.”

“Excellent. Now let’s do this.”

And then we did.

Lesson #4: I never need to go to the gym ever again
No seriously, this is some borderline acrobatic shit. If you’re the person on the bottom of the swing, you’re using all new muscles to hold yourself in place. If you’re the person on top of the person in the swing, you’re grabbing onto the stand and hoisting yourself around and it’s basically all just an experience at the intersection of cardio and orgasm. My preference: being on top. The status of my arms because of this preference: sore. The status of my vagina because of this preference: happy.

Lesson #5: Stirrups aren’t just for the gyno’s office
The thing about sex in stirrups is that it’s fantastic. The thing about oral sex in stirrups is that it’s even more fantastic. In fact, I wonder how hard it would be to just install stirrups above my bed. You know, I bet I could find someone on Craigslist to do this for me for a reasonable price. Not that I look stuff like this up on Craigslist. Stop it! I don’t. I don’t!

Lesson #6: I appreciate the hell out of regular sex
At first, I worried that trying sex in a swing would make regular, toy-free sex seem blah. Wrong. So wrong. I had a blast using the swing, and I’ll definitely be anxious to use it again, but switching back to good old fashioned sex-in-a-bed was great in that I just kept thinking, “THIS IS SO EASY.”

Which is to say, variety is good. Sex swings are good. But, trying something new can also make you appreciate what you already have. Yes, that’s more of a general life lesson than a sex lesson. Yes, the sex swing has made me that much wiser. I know right?! You’re welcome.

Thanks again to adultsextoys.com, you complete me.

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Have you ever wished you could use your vibrator, but your boyfriend/husband is always hanging around and so you have to forgo playing with your favorite friend and play with the human instead?

Doesn’t having to make that choice make you sad?

Well, you never need choose again, Toy with Mes!

Introducing the We-Vibe II!

It’s an external clitoral and internal g-spot stimulator that you can wear while doing Sexy Time with your partner. Or, if you don’t have one of those, you can use it by itself or with a dildo or whatever honks your hooter.

Let me tell you–It’s a marvelous idea!

It kind of looks like a stapler, but I assure you, I tried it out and it is nothing at all like fucking a stapler. Don’t ask me how I know that I once had a tawdry office affair in the supply closet, but trust me.  It’s way, way, way nicer and you don’t get any tell-tale staples caught in your pubes.

It has two heads, an upper and a lower.  The top head of the “stapler” is the external/clitoral stimulator.  It sits on top while you insert the smaller, bottom head into your hey-nanny-nanny to stimulate your g-spot–Yee-haw!  It’s shower and bath safe, too.  It can run for about an hour on high speed and even longer on the lower setting. It’s super quiet when on, and the two heads are synchronized to do a “harmonic throbbing,” as the makers describe it.  It goes from 3,000 rpms on low speed all the way up to 5,000 rpms on high speed. Whoa Nelly!  That’s a powerful little stapler, I mean vibrator!

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To charge it and change speeds, you turn the upper head to face you.  There are dimples that look like a face.  The two eyes are switches to control speed and pulsations by pressing them to the right or left.  The “mouth” part is where you plug it into the wall charger. It’s quite straight forward and easy to operate, which is pretty great because you don’t want to be fumbling with the thing once it starts gettin’ all freaky in the hizzy, ya know?

Speaking of freaky, my question when I first took it out of the box was, “how the heck is this thing supposed to stay in there?”  I mean, when thrusting, wouldn’t it just come out?  But it doesn’t!  It stays right where it’s meant to–even in different positions!  The manufacturer recommends starting out with woman on top and doggie style as these provide optimal g-spot stimluation.

I…ahem…agree with that suggestion, as does my husband. We both liked it because we’ve tried to incorporate a vibrator before and well, quite frankly, it’s too much to try and stick in there at one time and one or both of us has to get a hand on the vibe to keep it in, or the vibrator comes out and it’s just a hot mess.

This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that it didn’t distract or detract from the experience.

So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here.  It’s Very. Nice.

Very, very nice.

Do you already own a We-Vibe? The makers of We-Vibe want you to show them how much you love it! Click here for the details!

Treat yourself to your very own We-Vibe at Babeland

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Oh yes, BO knows. How do partners in the mood for energized stimulation find a toy that pleasures them both simultaneously? BO knows. How does a penis, vibrator or dildo get even more sensational through intensified pleasure for all involved? BO knows. How do you prolong a rock hard erection that culminates in a riveting succession of body jolts? Oh yes, BO knows.

I had never tried a cock ring before. But as with a growing number of toys these days, they have come a long way in design, compactness, efficiency and body health. And I am always looking for palette-wetting options in couple toys that I can enjoy with my sexy sweetheart. I saw the LELO BO at Babeland, touting its attributes of not only the pristine reputation of LELO, whose products I love, but also a smart design that finds the ring encased in discretion right along with its charger … perfect for storage and traveling. BO’s design is super user friendly, with a simple slide interface to engage the hearty power supply, which is set to go for four saucy hours on just a one-hour charge.

So $79 later, I had my own BO on schedule for delivery. It arrived in a rich looking burgundy box with LELO on top, a logo that is fast becoming a classic in the world of luxury sex toys. The two simple steps start with the lightweight, body safe silicone ring, generously stretchy to accommodate any girth, applied around the erect penis or around the whole package. Next, the heartbeat, the power source that once on the ring, turns on. And turns you on. And then turns your partner on. And so on, and so on. Humming softly, BO is ready to show you what he knows.

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Hubby and I work from home, which holds the benefit of ducking out now and then for a little afternoon delight (and if we’re lucky, some skyrockets in flight). With BO prepped on the sidelines, we took our time working our way into the yum zone. Kisses (see article), caresses, and other various contact fueled some very delicious mutual arousal. At full mast, he stretched the ring over his “mista”  and balls, which he found neither time consuming or awkward. Sliding the power component onto the ring, his erection was amped up, meeting with our wholehearted gratitude to LELO. Nice, very nice!

With the vibrator centered on his balls, I indulged us both in a Popsicle treat for me, which he told me postcoitally was simply amazing with BO’s added stimulation. We were both ready for the main feature. He slid the power source due north and entered me, each thrust teasing my clit with BO’s vibration as it surrounded his penis with constant stimulation. We mixed it up good, experimenting with BO’s effect on different positions. I always get a thrill out of trying toys with my man, and BO treated us to a racy romp that left us both spent on the bed.

As a couples toy, the BO did not do very much for me. The only position that made an impact was missionary, and even then, the contact time of the vibe to my clitoris was insufficient to rile me up. However, if you are down with some titillating intermittent tease time, BO knows. In the male camp, it was love at first buzz. My hubby’s erection lasted longer, was much firmer, and his final thrust preceded multiple, uncontrollable spasms. Two thumbs and a penis up from the male reviewer at this session! As for me, next assignment: A solo flight with BO amping up one of my fave dildos or vibes. Stay tuned!

Treat yourself to your very own LELO BO at Babeland

Ins and Outs

Out
Although I did not achieve an orgasm, I loved sharing this toy experience with my Romeo.

In

- Fun for couple play.
- Can also be used as a solo vibrator or on a dildo or vibe!
- Speedy charge time for less waiting to go out and play.
- Unique, discreet charging system right inside the case.
- Very user friendly.

Specs
- Material – body safe silicone.
- Charging Time – 1 hour for 4 hours of play.
- Colors – An entrancing Deep Blue or very sexy Bordeaux Red.

Features
- Only one vibe level but surprisingly powerful.

- Rechargeable.

Includes
- Travel/storage case.
- Charger/storage case combo.
- Instructions.
- One-year warranty.

Treat yourself to your very own LELO BO at Babeland

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You decide to go for a walk in the rain but don’t intend to bring an umbrella. Make sense? No? So why would you embark upon a sensual session with your favorite toy without the accompaniment to amp it up to optimal? I know you don’t want to stop your va va voom short at va va! Neither did I. When I read the label of Astroglide, I was quite sure I had found my voom.

I knew from experience that in addition to making natural or condom play more comfortable for both parties, lubricant can also intensify stimulation to infinity. So I had built-in expectations for my next lube of choice, but wanted one that would exceed them. Something light, natural feeling, non-irritating and hassle-free. I concede, I can tend to be about aesthetics. I’ll blame it on instinct. The first thing I liked about Astroglide is the vibrant packaging that mimics the body’s contours with a sleek curving bottle in shades of my favorite purple and sexy red. It made me want to get flexible also if you know what I mean.

But inside the tantalizing shell is what won Astroglide my vote. It’s moisturizing, and it’s super light, designed to be virtually indistinguishable from the vagina’s natural lubricant. (Yes, sometimes she needs a bit of help due to age, antihistamines, decongestants, and low estrogen levels from pregnancy, menopause, premenopause, menstrual cycle changes, or contraceptives). I like slick! The slicker the better … Astroglide is a “super slick” long-lasting formula. And I appreciate that it comes from a reputable source. Since 1991, the innovative Bio Film Inc. has been among the globe’s pack leaders in high quality lube sales, and they concoct it in a FDA-registered facility with strict in-house quality procedures. That’s good stuff.

Being water-based gives Astroglide a leg up (wee!) in the versatility department, as, unlike silicone, I can use it with silicone toys. My first date with Astroglide was to help me review the JimmyJane Form 6 vibrator. Coming out of the bottle it was a bit stringy, but being water-based it didn’t stay that way. My vibe felt smooth as butter after its Astro-rubdown. Inside me it felt slick and moisturizing. It made inserting my Form 6’s larger end a slippery, stimulating delight. Even this long-lasting formula didn’t last long enough (maybe I’m the real Energizer Bunny!) and water-based lube dries and gets tacky. But a quick reapplication from my curvy purple friend got me re-slipified. Another perk of water-based lube is easy clean-up because its water soluble. Score!

Astroglide is available to purchase at Eden Fantasys

Ins and Outs

Out

• – Slightly stringy coming out of the bottle but does smooth out.
• – Dries and feels tacky, but just reapply.

In

• - No pesky irritants to ruin play.
• - Leaves zero residue and cleans easily with water.
• - Gives sensuality and pleasure a giant lift!
• - Lubricant plus moisturizer. I love 2-for-1.

Features

• - Promotes safe sex! Condom friendly.
• - Odorless. No distractions in the schnoz department.
• - Neutral taste. Unless you’re giving me flavors, give me nothing!
• - Handy squeeze bottle.
• - Toy compatible. Come out and play!

Astroglide is available to purchase at Eden Fantasys

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Investing in this luscious treat equaled $28 on babeland.com. My candle arrived in an attractive box with a product photo and usage instructions. It comes in six creative scents, and I chose Black Currant, allured by the company’s description that could double as that of a good wine: “This dark, ripe berry delights with a sudden, succulent pop. Black Currant is sweet, but not too sweet-like a good lover.” Accompanying my newest research assignment were matches and a body brush. I lassoed my husband and we were off to Eden.

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We were totally into this, wanting to go all out and really delve into the experience. Among other candles, we lit the Afterglow and it instantly began filling the room with the sweet succulence Jimmyjane promised. We were like two hound dogs with noses in fourth gear, taking in the scent and getting excited for the next step. We turned on some music and slowly undressed. The candle was burning smoothly and enticing us with its beautiful aroma. But can you get too much of a good thing? Maybe. Jimmyjane is so committed to delivering products that deliver, that the candle is a bit strong in the olfactory department. Perhaps the other five scents are more demure. This candle is so luxurious and sexy, I’m certainly willing to try them all!

We lay on the bed, taking our time and truly enjoying each other’s presence. With enough of the oil liquefied, my husband blew out the candle and dipped the body brush in it. I was giddy with the thrill of a new experience, eager for the soothing heat and intoxicating scent to blend with my skin. The oil’s warmth relaxed me, as my husband transcended into an artist of erotica, painting my breasts and treating me to the brush’s soft bristles coated with this most decadent oil … sensual with a capital S!!

Never the selfish lover, I swapped places with my provocative Picasso, straddling him and brushing the oil on his chest. His reaction paralleled mine-a brisk inhale followed by a long and satisfied exhale. Clearly he was enjoying this as I did. With my artistry session complete, we began massaging each other’s black currant covered bodies, and I rested my body on his as we nestled into passionate kisses. The oil elevated us to a whole new level of intimacy, as our slick, warm bodies moved against each other and we became completely immersed in the moment. An amazing introduction to a wonderful new concept and a product that we will always have handy!

Treat yourself to your very own Jimmyjane Afterglow candle at Babeland.

In & Outs

Out

• We found that the oil is not very palatable, so have some wipes handy.
• Scent lingers for a long time and is fairly strong. Perhaps the other scents are milder.

In

• The candle’s scent was wonderful aromatherapy.
• The oil temperature was absolutely perfect.
• Leaves skin feeling soft, hydrated, incredible!
• An awesome way to heighten your senses and your romance.
• Candle and massage in one. You know I love the efficiency of consolidation!
• Tons of fun to play with!!

Specs

• Burns up to 42 hours, every one of them memorable.
• Candle is 2.5″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″ and 5 oz. (142g).
• Clean-burning Jimmyjane candles are paraffin-free, lead-free, and use natural cotton wicks.
• Proprietary blend of natural, spa-grade ingredients.

Features

• Available in six exotic scents

- Cucumber water
- Dark vanilla
- Black currant
- Fig leaf
- Pink lotus
- Bourbon

• Formulated to nourish and hydrate the skin.
• When heated, the candle liquefies into high-slip massage oil.

Includes

• One natural massage candle.
• Body brush. (Meow!)
• Matches.
• Just open the box and you have everything you need to create a relaxing atmosphere!

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Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candles

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I didn’t know what my holy grail was until I found it. I’d been in the market for a vibrator for longer than I care to admit (I’ve been accused by some of overanalyzing my options when shopping … you can probably guess that the “some” are men-no self-respecting woman worth her salt would ever accuse a sister of browsing too long). Still, even I would concede that I’d been pondering vibes for quite a while, just not finding the one that I thought would drive me so wild that my “OH YES!” could break crystal.

Then came the day when a new breed of vibrator presented itself, striking a chord in the swan song of my search. If the name We-Vibe is foreign to you, take note of your calendar because you’ll never forget the day you discovered this riveting invention. Through years of painstaking research, for which I’m eternally grateful, the We-Vibe was engineered by appropriately named Standard Innovation Corporation as the first toy designed for enjoyment during intercourse! Yes, you read right. While also scrumptious for solo play, the We-Vibe fulfills its primary destiny by inducing crystal-shattering climax in both partners. Hey, you don’t earn a spot in the Academy Awards celebrity gift bag by being predictable.

My new best friend arrived in a simple white box, which also housed a hard shell storage case for discreet protection and transport of the precious goods. The We-Vibe comes in one color; lovely of the creators to choose my favorite. Purple passion at my fingertips, the pleasure picnic for my senses began with fondling the soft, seamless, gracefully contouring silicone. The company didn’t mess around here … we’re talking medical grade, waterproof silicone that contains none of the toxins or chemicals found in some toy materials.

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The day I ordered my We-Vibe, I had the bittersweet fortune of reading in the online instructions that it calls for 24 hours of charging before the inaugural party. At least on arrival day I was prepared to exercise the bedeviling virtue of patience. One long day later, sheepish grin securely in place, I was more than ready to make the acquaintance of my long-awaited playmate. With a full charge, I had earned an hour on the high-speed ride, longer on low.

We-Vibe 101. I cradled it in the palm of my hand and learned how to captain the tiny C-shaped ship I would take to Wonderland. Command Central lives under the silicone at the end of the larger arm … a sliding power switch and charger port. They create dimples in the silicone that form a face-one that I chose to interpret as the smiley variety showing me a bit of foreshadowing.

“Center: off. Left: high. Right: low.” If only I’d been this good at memorization during math class. I had the knack of the power switch, and was already smitten with its mission. Both the large arm (clitoral magician) and small arm (g-spot love) have a two-speed motor, and they synchronize to amp up the stimulation.

I grabbed the water-based lube and summoned my husband. I won’t lie, my selfish side wanted to horde my celebrated acquisition, but I had every reason to believe that sharing would pay off. Stopping to smell the roses on the way to the rose parade, we turned the Parade Marshall on low and my husband escorted it across my nipples. This was sensual and right all over. I returned the favor, then we tested out the speeds while mapping our territory on other choice body parts. Fabulous foreplay.

Appetizer thoroughly appreciated, we proceeded to the main course. My husband slipped the small arm into my vagina, where it hugged my g-spot and massaged it with the pleasure waves molded into the silicone. I’m not exactly known as a woman of few words, but this felt incredible. Period. He nestled the large arm into my clitoris, bringing intense stimulation. At this point, the We-Vibe is self-operating, its C shape keeping it in place. Look Ma, no hands!

Just watching me, my husband was at full mast, and entered me to accompany the We-Vibe. Its intense vibration against his penis treated him to extreme stimulation, as it massaged my g-spot with each thrust of him. We were both blown away, not winning any prizes for delayed ejaculation. The We-Vibe felt truly amazing, unlike anything else. This was ultimate pleasure.

After taking our sweet time basking in the afterglow, clean-up was easy with just soap and water. I made tracks plugging it in so we’d be revved up for the sequel. It wouldn’t be long before I brought home another Oscar.

Treat yourself to your very own We-Vibe at Babeland

Ins and Outs

Out

- If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Neither of us could come up with a con.

In

- Amazingly quiet. The dual motors are polite indeed. No distraction here.

- Reasonably priced. If you can put a price on optimal stimulation, this one is kind.

- Hands-free is fantastic. No straps or wires to get in the way.

- Unbelievable toy for together play!

Specs

- Material – Medical grade silicone

- Finish – Glossy

- Size – 8.5 x 5 x 2.8 cm or 3.35 x 2 x 1.1 inches

- Weight – 60 grams or 2oz.

- Charging – minimum of 16 hours

- Run Time – Up to 2 hours

- Color – Purple

Features

- 2 powerful motors (3000-5000rpm)

- 2 speeds

- waterproof soft pliable surface

- flexible and conforming core

Includes

- travel case

- charger *(country specific)

- instructions

- 90 day replacement warranty

Treat yourself to your very own We-Vibe at Babeland

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We-Vibe Review

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