December 7, 2010
It’s the most wonderful time of the year again, Toy With Me-ers! Can’t you just FEEL the love dripping from everyone? Why, I was nearly mowed down by a couple of cars today trying to walk into Target to buy some motherfucking Christmas presents. Happy Motherfucking Holidays! I kid, I kid. I may be one [...]
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September 8, 2010
Hey, Toy with Mes. I have a problem. I know, I know. I always seem to have a problem, but that’s what happens when you’re a pretty girl. With perfection comes fussiness and a lot of maintenance, but the truth is, I have a horrible deformity. That made you clutch your pearls in shock, didn’t [...]
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