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All I Want For Christmas Is a Pair Of Fuck Me Boots And Tom Jones

December 7, 2010

It’s the most wonderful time of the year again, Toy With Me-ers! Can’t you just FEEL the love dripping from everyone? Why, I was nearly mowed down by a couple of cars today trying to walk into Target to buy some motherfucking Christmas presents. Happy Motherfucking Holidays! I kid, I kid. I may be one [...]

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The Permanipplelipilis

September 8, 2010

Hey, Toy with Mes. I have a problem. I know, I know.  I always seem to have a problem, but that’s what happens when you’re a pretty girl.  With perfection comes fussiness and a lot of maintenance, but the truth is, I have a horrible deformity. That made you clutch your pearls in shock, didn’t [...]

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Random Awesome Stuff In My Inbox

July 28, 2010

This week for the Toy with Mes I’m not really going to write about a god damned thing going to do something very special and share with you some of the marvelous things that people send me.  None of them are a whole post on their own, but they still deserve our attention because they [...]

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Fuck Buddies & Booty Calls

July 14, 2010

Can I ask you something, Toy with Mes? How common is it to have a one night stand? I ask because I’ve never actually had one in the traditional sense where you 1) go out to a bar, 2) pick up a guy, 3) fuck him, and then 4) never see him again. Never. Of [...]

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The Weirdest Porn I’ve Ever Loved

March 30, 2010

I was at work a few weeks ago when my husband called to share a few porn titles with me. Not only does he consume an inordinate amount of porn, but we have a need for such things sometimes, and can I just tell you that porn titles are awesome for lifting the spirits? Seriously, [...]

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Elust Blog Roundup

January 4, 2010

HNT Courtesy of Molls (via Eat The Cake NYC) Welcome to e[lust] – your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #5? Start with [...]

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e[lust] Blog Roundup

December 5, 2009

Welcome to e[lust] – your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in the next edition? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the [...]

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