Vibrators

When you hear the word sex toy, you may be like most of the world and hear "vibrator" between the lines. The old standby, the toy of choice among sex toy lovers, the vibrator gives the global population the shimmy they love with their play. In virtually any insertable shape that a designing mastermind can engineer to blow your mind, modern vibes deliver unflinching yet almost inaudible power at a generous range of speeds and a creative offering of pulse modes (the combination of which reveals the unrivaled talent of a vibrator). This myriad of luxury, superior quality designs brings us a drool-worthy selection of shapes, sizes, colors, and functions. You can select a vibe whose primary purpose is to conjure up a clitoral orgasm, or one with g-spot stimulation written all over it. Some vibrators cater to both. (Is that even legal?!). Waterproof vibes let you take your play down under. Learn in fascinating detail how very, very far the vibrator has come by exploring the history of sex toys in our article, "Sex Toys Come of Age." Of course, along with today's vibe smorgasbord comes a more challenging decision of where to feast. So here I am! Choosing and testing the most decadent, state-of-the-art vibrators that the most sophisticated toymakers offer. Thank you for being the curious audience for which my divine job of vibe researcher was created. I am confident that my "hard work" will serve you well in choosing that perfect vibrator to bring between the sheets. Enjoy!

Lelo Alia: Your New Bestie

October 25, 2011

When I first opened the sleek, black packaging, I was all “ooooo” because that in and of itself is a sexy experience. Call it a bit of foreplay if you will: Lelo knows how to lead you on. The real treat is what’s nestled into that sexy package-the Lelo Alia. I think Alia would make [...]

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Jimmyjane’s Form 3 – Luxury Full of Awesomeness!

June 15, 2011

Over the years of reviewing sexytime tools for the Toy With Mes, I’ve come across quite a few of them. So you might call me something of an expert.  Since there are so many toys, and only so many ways one might use them, one of my challenges is figuring out what differentiates one toy [...]

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Je Joue Gi-Ki Review – Gumby For Your G-spot!

March 22, 2011

It’s… Gumby for your G-spot! Even if you’ve never had (or given) an orgasm because of it–even if you’ve never even found yours (or your partner’s)–hopefully you all should have at least heard of the G-spot. If you haven’t, please google it and then come back. We’ll wait for you. The G-Ki is a novel, [...]

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The Je Joue SaSi Vibrator – Wow

March 14, 2011

I have to tell you Toy with Mes that I am a girl who likes her foreplay and a little lickety of the split, if you know what I mean.  In fact, without those appetizers to help get my juices flowing, I don’t really get off when we get to the main course. So when [...]

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LELO SIRI – I Think I’m Love

February 22, 2011

Even though I have had the pleasure of receiving many LELO toys, I still get excited when I know that there is something new for me to try. There is something about the beautiful packaging of a LELO toy that brings a nervous anticipation when you first lay eyes on the simple but elegant box. [...]

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LELO SORAYA – The Bar Has Been Raised

November 24, 2010

Oh Toy with Mes, do I have a treat for you! Her name is “SORAYA” and she is part of LELO’s brand new line called INSIGNIA–all ergonomic, stylish,  luxurious, and fully waterproof toys. You need one.  You do. If you’re a huge fan of LELO toys like me, then your vagina is already one spoiled [...]

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My Jimmyjane Little Gold Vibrator

November 23, 2010

It’s been a running joke that I’ve had an abysmal collection of sex toys. I generally like jokes at my expense, even jokes about my crappy sex toy collection, but after I broke my thirty-fifth vibrator this year, I started listening to you guys. Actually, I was listening to you from the beginning, I just [...]

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