Vibrators

When you hear the word sex toy, you may be like most of the world and hear "vibrator" between the lines. The old standby, the toy of choice among sex toy lovers, the vibrator gives the global population the shimmy they love with their play. In virtually any insertable shape that a designing mastermind can engineer to blow your mind, modern vibes deliver unflinching yet almost inaudible power at a generous range of speeds and a creative offering of pulse modes (the combination of which reveals the unrivaled talent of a vibrator). This myriad of luxury, superior quality designs brings us a drool-worthy selection of shapes, sizes, colors, and functions. You can select a vibe whose primary purpose is to conjure up a clitoral orgasm, or one with g-spot stimulation written all over it. Some vibrators cater to both. (Is that even legal?!). Waterproof vibes let you take your play down under. Learn in fascinating detail how very, very far the vibrator has come by exploring the history of sex toys in our article, "Sex Toys Come of Age." Of course, along with today's vibe smorgasbord comes a more challenging decision of where to feast. So here I am! Choosing and testing the most decadent, state-of-the-art vibrators that the most sophisticated toymakers offer. Thank you for being the curious audience for which my divine job of vibe researcher was created. I am confident that my "hard work" will serve you well in choosing that perfect vibrator to bring between the sheets. Enjoy!

LELO INA Review – I Got Off In 30 Seconds

September 2, 2010

Here’s my review of th e LELO INA (which I keep calling “In-ya” because I’m mature): I got off in thirty seconds, BUY IT! The End. Do you really need to know more? Oh, okay, okay, I’ll tell you more. I was actually intimidated by the LELO  INA when it first arrived because it doesn’t [...]

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LELO MONA Review – It’s Spectacular

June 10, 2010

So, it’s confession time. The time when I’m honest with all of you about how I’m a big ungrateful snobby-snob and how I’ve learned my lesson. Yes, this is the type of sex toy review that ends with a lesson. Ready? Okay. A few weeks ago, the lovely people at Toy With Me and Babeland [...]

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We Vibe: The Ultimate Couples Toy

May 6, 2010

We Vibe Review Have you ever wished you could use your vibrator, but your boyfriend/husband is always hanging around and so you have to forgo playing with your favorite friend and play with the human instead? Doesn’t having to make that choice make you sad? Well, you never need choose again, Toy with Mes! Introducing the [...]

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LELO LILY Review

April 5, 2010

A few weeks ago, Toy With Me was all, “Would you maybe like to review some sex toys?” And I was like, “Oh, I don’t know, are puppies cute?” And they were all, “Okay, your first toy is in the mail.” And I was like, “Fuck yes.” And then I waited impatiently. And then sex [...]

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LELO MIA Review

January 20, 2010

On the website they have a picture of the LELO MIA looking very sassy sitting inside of a hot little evening bag full of glamorous accouterments for a girl on the go and I’m thinking, really? Who keeps a vibrator in her purse?? I don’t know one single person who does that and maybe it’s [...]

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Crissy Reviews The OhMiBod Freestyle Vibrator

December 16, 2009

When Toy With Me asked me to review the Freestyle OhMiBod vibrator, I have to admit I only agreed to do it because I thought it was the silliest thing I’ve ever heard of. I mean come on now! A music driven vibrator? LAME. Who would want such a thing? But then I thought about [...]

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Ophoria Beyond 1 G-Spot Vibrator Review

November 19, 2009

The fine folks at Ohporia were kind enough to send me their brand new Ophoria Beyond 1 G-Spot vibe for review. Yaaaay! My new friend arrived in a pale pink box that said Ophoria,”Sample for your review” and “Fine Bedroom Toys” on it. Yeah. And because of that, our delivery guy did a double take [...]

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