LELO MIA 2 Review – your new purse accessory

LELO MIA ReviewOn the website they have a picture of the LELO MIA 2 looking very sassy sitting inside of a hot little evening bag full of glamorous accouterments for a girl on the go, and I’m thinking, really?

Who keeps a vibrator in her purse??

I don’t know one single person who does that and maybe it’s the crowd I run with, but can I just say that I want the kind of life where I actually have a need for a vibrator like the LELO MIA  that fits into my purse.  Seriously, I think I’m just going to carry the LELO MIA around in my purse, just so I can say I have it, and if my kid happens to dump the entire contents of my bag out in a shopping cart in the middle of Target, maybe I can make an old lady or two blush.

But I digress…

The LELO MIA is a cute little thing, a little bigger than a lipstick, and the name actually suits it nicely. Mine is pink, but it comes in purple, too.  It’s made of hard, phthalate-free plastic, which I do not really prefer.  I actually like phthalates.  They make everything feel a little more dangerous, like I could get sick any time I use my vibrator.

It’s rechargeable, and it takes 2 hours to charge for 3.5 hours of use and the beautiful thing is that all you need is a USB port and you’re golden!  Just pop the little “lipstick” cap off to reveal the USB plug and hook this bad girl up to your laptop, wait a couple of hours, and you’re ready to rumble!  After using it a few times, I think having a built-in rechargeable battery is one my favorite new trends in vibrators, and who doesn’t have a USB port around? Don’t worry about whipping it out at the critical moment and having a giant FAIL, because there’s a charge indicator light on it right near the controls.

Also preventing a FAIL moment, are the  easy to operate controls with just a plus and minus sign to adjust the four vibrating modes.  There’s also a way to lock the controls so it doesn’t turn on in your purse by accident, not that you’d notice if it did.  It’s so quiet that if you close your hand around it, you can’t even hear it.  Needless to say that when it reaches its destination, it will be even quieter.  You could conceivably whip it out and use it just about anywhere, actually.  Not that I really condone public masturbation, but you know.  Whatever rings your bell, chica.

And being a clit girl, I was kind of excited to give the little LELO MIA a whirl.  I admit that I was a little skeptical though.  You look at it and it’s really quite small and just doesn’t seem powerful enough to do the job.  Not that I require like, a jackhammer or anything, but you know.  It’s frustrating when the toy you’re using doesn’t quite get you there, but I’m happy to report that the little LELO MIA didn’t disappoint or frustrate.  It does quite nicely and is even more impressive when you consider its size.  Although I don’t think it’s going to become my go-to vibe, so to speak, it’s perfect for what it’s meant to be–a portable, no-nonsense, quiet little vibe for a girl on the go.

Now, if I can just find someplace more exciting than Target to go to…

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Lelo Mia 2 USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator – $69.99
from: Lovehoney Ltd

My video review of the LELO MIA


deep rose / petal pink


ABS / body safe silicone


glossy / crisp pearl finish


22 x 111 mm


32 grams


Li-lon 70 mAh 3.7 V


1 h at 5.0 V 70 mA

User time:

up to 1.5 hours


up to 90 days


  1. VibeMeUp

    OK, the Lelo Mia just cracks me up. It seems like a nifty little travel vibe, but it's selling point is "she can be recharged via USB for added convenience."

    (Scene: On airplane with Mia plugged into my laptop's USB port.)

    Seat mate: What's that nifty thing in your USB port? Is it for your wireless mouse?

    Me: No, but thank you for asking! It's my fashionable Lelo Mia vibrator. Isn't she pretty and discreet? And the really cool part is that I can charge her any time via USB! You see, as soon as we land I plan to "get off". <* Wink. Wink.*>

  2. Love it! You're my new blog writer I've placed up on a pedestal. That's where you can go and take that Lelo Mia with you. And avoid clit cancer while you're up there.

  3. D

    I know someone who carries a pocket rocket with her and gets off in the bathroom at work…

    IDK, as secret-naughty-erotic as that seems, I don’t think I could do it. I really couldn’t. Haha nor do I really have any desire too.

  4. Haha! The site of a vibrator hanging from the side of that laptop is hysterical! I don’t know if you could charge it at work without queries.

    Meanwhile, I just ordered a LELO from Babeland. Anxiously awaiting the postman 🙂

  5. CP

    i almost missed this review!?!?

    it needs to be more prominent. yes, ironic, considering it’s about a tiny vibe meant to be easily concealed. 😉

  6. Manical Mom

    Did you know that studies show…if you have an orgasm during the workday…your productivity goes up by 65%! Wow, break out the Lilo at lunch ladies!

  7. Elizabeth

    It would feel odd chilling at home playing on the interwebz with my vibrator hanging out of the side of my computer. Am I alone on this?

  8. The QUIET thing is a big plus. Because when you’re having a stressful day @ work and need to “unwind” you could just take a break in the ladies room, knock one out and no one would be the wiser. Unless, you are a moaner or a screamer…

    Loved the video portion. But then, if it gets me a view of Crissy’s tush, I’m a fan!

  9. You had me rolling with clit cancer from a vibrator.

    I could never have this in my purse since my kids are constantly going through it and then I would have to answer questions and stuff.

    I bet it would be great for someone who flies though. It doesn’t look like something TSA would pull out of you bag and embarass you with.

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