Dear Redhead

The RedheadErika Napoletano is not your sister's Barbie doll.

She is the sister who stole your Barbie doll (along with your brother's G.I. Joe and had them getting it on in the back of her R.V.).

The only way we can think to describe her is Dan Savage with a vagina, and most likely, a bigger dick. She is the proud owner of two ex-husbands, one ex-fiance and four vibrators, having found that the beginning of any meaningful relationship in life begins with YOU. You can follow her rants at RedheadedFury, an uncensored traipse through her life and times. If you are more of a techie, check out her irreverent take on social media, business and the interwebz at RedheadWriting. As a practiced blogger with pointed keyboard, she has no qualms about telling traditional media to go fuck itself and recently had it out with The Denver Post for calling her a cougar.

If you're not afraid of an honest response, send your sex, dating, and relationship questions using this anonymous form. She'll answer two to three questions each week with an appropriate amount of factual content mixed in with total snark. Get social with Erika on Twitter.

The End Is Near For Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

February 4, 2010

I sent out a call over Twitter and HARO.com for former servicemen and women (gay or straight) to share their views on the potential repeal of DADT. While many of the quotes you read in today’s column will be anonymous, their points of view are no less valid.
“I, XXXXXXXXXX, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that [...]

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Focus on the Fuckery: CBS Aborts Good Judgment

January 28, 2010

While overwhelmed by last week’s response to my views on Proposition 8, I didn’t go wallow in the warm bath of blog traffic nor did I get shitfaced and hole-up in Vegas with a truckload of hookers and blow. Instead?
I began listening to another story: during this year’s Super Bowl, CBS will air an anti-abortion [...]

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Proposition H8: An Open Letter to Andy Pugno

January 21, 2010

Andrew Pugno,  serves as the Chief Legal Counsel for protectmarriage.com which spearheads the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign.
Mr. Pugno ~
Erika Napoletano here – no relation to Janet or the other plethora of political Napoletanos running around out there. See, I got the name in the divorce. (Yes, the D-Word.) It was fancy, had a ring [...]

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Top 5 List Of Things To Do (in bed) For 2010

January 7, 2010

“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.” ~Floyd (Boogie Nights)
Whatever Santa brought you for Kwanzaweenkuhmas, it’s time to bring those gifts along into a new year. My resolution for 2010? I’m keeping my kinks. Gone are dairy and gluten, fast [...]

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When Masturbation’s Lost Its Fun, You’re Fucking Breaking

December 17, 2009

Each week, I sit down to entertain. You’ve heard about why I’d hit for the same team, what I carry in my luggage and how I feel about ex-dates who hate the fact I have a public persona. As truth always surpasses fiction in the “strange” department, I hope to occasionally amuse, perhaps even titillate. [...]

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Get Off and Take Off: How to Sneak Sex Toys Past the TSA

December 10, 2009

The stories aren’t uncommon: an airport luggage search that yields a…well…one of those. Mine was a day back in 1999 on a trip to Guam from Japan. A military wife at the time, I usually avoided most of the “additional search” rigamarole but I guess they had my number that day at Narita Airport in [...]

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I’d Totally Hit For The Same Team If I Could Do Joan Holloway

December 3, 2009

Right before Thanksgiving, I sat down with my laptop to catch up on an entire season of Mad Men I’d missed. I’ve long been a fan of eras past where women wore skirts to the supermarket and men hats and vests. Times in history where gender roles were visually distinct. Garter belts…stockings…undershirts…vests with buttons to [...]

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