So, I’m looking at my Google Alerts, sifting through kinky news that could be possible fodder for this week’s column. I click. I stare. I blink.
My entire 16 years as a resident of Texas were shattered in an instant. Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas.
Condomania, makers of the TheyFit line of condoms, compiled data [...]
Dear Redhead
Erika Napoletano is not your sister's Barbie doll.
She is the sister who stole your Barbie doll (along with your brother's G.I. Joe and had them getting it on in the back of her R.V.).
The only way we can think to describe her is Dan Savage with a vagina, and most likely, a bigger dick. She is the proud owner of two ex-husbands, one ex-fiance and four vibrators, having found that the beginning of any meaningful relationship in life begins with YOU. You can follow her rants at RedheadedFury, an uncensored traipse through her life and times. If you are more of a techie, check out her irreverent take on social media, business and the interwebz at RedheadWriting. As a practiced blogger with pointed keyboard, she has no qualms about telling traditional media to go fuck itself and recently had it out with The Denver Post for calling her a cougar.
If you're not afraid of an honest response, send your sex, dating, and relationship questions using this anonymous form. She'll answer two to three questions each week with an appropriate amount of factual content mixed in with total snark. Get social with Erika on Twitter.
