Comments on: When Masturbation’s Lost Its Fun, You’re Fucking Breaking

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:50:39 +0000

Damn.. I dig Canadian gals too… And redheaded ones even more (I’m incurable).

By: Tanya

Tanya — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:35:53 +0000

Robert — I’m in British Columbia. Guess Toy with Me won’t have us on her conscience.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:03:04 +0000

Tanya & Robert …….. Hmmmm

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:54:16 +0000

Thank you for the help Toy With Me! I will definitely take a look at Crissy’s article. I’ve never been afraid of a little ‘backdoor’ play and as much as guys are renowned for their hey diddle-diddle, avenues for new experiences are always welcome.

Tanya – I’m in Ohio, how about you? (Not kidding. Sorta)

By: Tanya

Tanya — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:10:21 +0000

Thanks Toy With Me, for the validation and the toy. I had not actually realized this was a contest. I try to have a half-decent sex life, even if it is mostly with myself, so I’m looking forward to an OhMiBod for the little collection.

Hey Robert, where do you live? (Just kidding. Kinda.)

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:19:36 +0000

None of you are playing fair this week!! If I were Oprah I would give each and everyone of you an ohmibod vibe, but sadly I’m not. So I’ll do what I can to decide the most deserving winner. And that person is…

Tanya – Congratulations!! Having a fence put up is one thing, but to errect said fence and use “redesigned landscape” as the reason – totally unacceptable.

Robert – Might I suggest you check out Crissy’s article on “Throwing Her Husband A Vasectomy Party” http://toywithme.com/birth-control/vasectomy/
You could win a LELO BO (prostate massager) there

For all those who felt Miss Spoken should have won the prize – not to worry. She recently won a LELO ELLA and is now well taken care of.

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:33:36 +0000

Oh Dear Redhead, that just sucks. Be “meh” for a little while, but then I hope you’ll spring back to that feisty, dirty-minded chick we all know and love!!

As to the longest I’ve gone, well, several years ago I was dating this British man, and after about two years we decided to get engaged in Ireland. I had never been, I was so excited! The same trip, just before we left, he turned to me one night and said, “Yeah, I gotta be honest, I’m just not attracted to you sexually any more.”
So, your whole laundry list? I did that one in SPADES! “Was it me? Am I fat? Am I not smart enough?…” And finally, after a while (and much Zoloft later) I came to terms with the fact that he felt the way he felt, and that’s all. So, after about a year and a half of no sex, I had my little “sleep around” phase, which was lovely (I highly recommend rugby players; good legs!), I met my now husband.

So, go be “meh,” then find a rugby player, and move from a warm soup to a stunning Red Velvet cake: rich, delicious, and irresistible!

By: Dear Redhead

Dear Redhead — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:00:37 +0000

Oh dear readers – I’m with @ToyWithMe. Thanks for sharing your “soup” with me. Yeah, we all get in it every now and then.

@Rose – thank you for the Soupy soup soup soup *slaps myself in the face*. I needed that

@Miss Pissed Off – honey, tell that dude to get stuffed. If you’re happy with you, be happy. I know I’m one to talk, but no man should bring you down. In theory, that’s awesome, right?

@Emma – ain’t that the truth? I’m waiting for that unexpected thing. Distractions? I’ve got ‘em…but do I want ‘em? Meh

By: TheLeahKitten

TheLeahKitten — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:04:02 +0000

Currently I haven’t had sex since August. And then there was last year, when I dated the guy who talked about his small penis, and yeah, that was an entire 6 month RELATIONSHIP without any sex. In fact, I didn’t have relations from February through September (that’s 8 months for those of you playing at home). But worse yet, I often completely forget about the fiddle and any diddling that I should be doing. Fail. I always thought it was because I was busy and distracted. Now I know it’s because of soup. It makes oh so much sense actually…

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:32:53 +0000

The longest? I think about three years…but I just tried to distract myself with school. And it worked…until I got a boyfriend…..

Oh, man. Was that ever fail. HAHAHA. Actually, I stopped because I thought masturbation was wrong and gross, and I was a virgin at the time, so no sexy time was present…

Yeah, well, NOOOOW I am a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON! *smiles happily* So…yeah. I mean, hey-diddle-diddle doesn’t mean happiness but it sure makes you feel relaxed, eh??

I say, discount my entry for this (I also already have an OhMiBod club vibe) and give it to someone who NEEDS IT!!!

PS I have days where I feel like soup. Okay, how about the past month? Soupy soup soup soup *slaps myself in the face*