Comments on: Dear Redhead: Sarah Palin Is A Waste Of A Good Set Of Tits

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:01:50 +0000

Sure, I could not post my story, after all, there’s no more prize to win, but I told this story to a friend of mine recently who gagged up her drink, so I feel it’s worth sharing.

I draw the weirdos to me like some kind of a freaky, disturbed magnet. Well, in college I started dating this guy, A. A was a HUG dude: 6’4, probably just as big around, but smart as hell and funny as anything. And flexible. The man must have done yoga in his off-time.

Anywho, we used to watch Cartoon Network together when relaxing, and one of A’s favorite shows was “Dexter’s Laboratory.” He loved Dexter, and he really liked the character’s voice, which is just a simple Russian accent. Being of Russian decent myself, I mimicked the accent one day, while we were sitting around. He turned and looked at me,

“You can do the voice?”
“Yeah, A. Why?”

He picked me up (no small feat in and of itself!) and carried me to the bedroom. For the next month, before it all got just TOO freaky, he always wanted me to talk like Dexter in bed.

Do me a favor, and go look up Dexter on YouTube. Then, picture that voice yelling, “Yes! Do it harder, you love-monkey!” … still, I’d rather do that than be caught by the cops MICHELLE!!

By: nesta

nesta — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:06:16 +0000

OK, Michelle Bell’s submission was a RIOT!
Popo catches you tied up at an abandoned bakery parking lot, yet he was kind enough to “let you finish.” Now that’s comedy.
Brava!

By: Pea

Pea — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:33:04 +0000

Do you have Implanon in the US? It’s a little thingy that goes in your arm & releases progesterone to stop you ovulating. It lasts for 3 years. I’ve been using it for about 6 years & it’s awesome (for me – ymmv). Just another alternative to the pill…

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:38:47 +0000

These were awesome stories! You already know mine about the flaming hair.

By: Petra aka The Wise (Young) Mommy

Petra aka The Wise (Young) Mommy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:18:48 +0000

haha, awesome. I just want to add here that I use the Nuvaring and like it. It has never fallen out, and I have never gotten pregnant while using it, and I didn’t have any other hormonal side effects and my periods are super light with no cramping.

But that’s just me, obviously everyone is different!

By: Dear Redhead

Dear Redhead — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:52:08 +0000

OK – I am pleased to announce that humiliation reaps rewards!

Michelle Bell —- YOU WIN! I’ll bet you never though that your kink-n-catch would score you some sexy Jimmy Jane Afterglow Massage Candles! Congrats and thanks for sharing you story with us!

Email dearredhead at toywithme dot com your details and we’ll send your prize along right away

By: trickykid

trickykid — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:31:44 +0000

BTW, I have NEVER told anybody that story…ever. The curtain one? I have told a few people…I mean, the height and distance I got with that orgasm? I’m pretty proud of that actually…

By: Melen's Rayne

Melen's Rayne — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:20:26 +0000

M and I were camping. We always get the best campsites. This one was at least two tenths of a mile away from the road and completely private.

So we did what any normal couple would do. I sat on a log by the fire in the gentle sprinkle of rain and gave him a blow job. Only to look up when he finished and find Ranger Weed standing in the “doorway” of our site.

By: Dear Redhead

Dear Redhead — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:23:10 +0000

I have no idea how we’re going to decide a winner here…I’m realizing that my “orgasmifart” experience can’t even compete with sofas, metal pipes, and little sisters.

*I surrender to your collective, overwhelming humiliation.*

By: CP

CP — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:19:17 +0000

december 4th is the last day my testicles have a direct conduit out of my johnson.

creampies for christmas!!!