Comments on: Dear Redhead, My Girlfriend Is Fat

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:32:38 +0000

I feel a zillion times hotter when I’m in control of my weight. As someone who is currently struggling to get on top of that (I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM PEOPLE) I know that if The Daver mentioned it, I’d be so hurt. I mean, shit, I KNOW what I look like. I just had a baby. But huh, I dunno. That’s a hard thing to talk about.

Good call, Dear Redhead. As always, your advice is brilliant.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:52:46 +0000

Congrats Ashley! You are the winner of our sexy toy story contest. Perhaps your hubby can use your new JimmyJane Afterglow Massage Candles, to uh….relax you like never before Please email me with your address. Thanks, and have fun! Sandy

By: Dear Redhead

Dear Redhead — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:49:31 +0000

Man, oh man…I love my readers. I really do *off to ponder the winner!*

By: Kimberlee (Jells)

Kimberlee (Jells) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:03:46 +0000

My first “dildo” was an 18 inch Doc Johnson Ballsy Super Cock. Trust me, that name is more than a mouthful in more than one way. I actually didn’t buy it. My husband at the time bought it as a Christmas gift for me, along with a pair of slippers. He jokingly said, “If you don’t like the slippers, you can go f**k yourself.” And so I did. That bastard!

Anyways long story short, I threw it away after the plumber discovered it under the bathroom sink (the balls were built like a suction cup for bathtime play) and I realized the world of “vibrators”.

Kimberlee (Jells)

By: Crissy

Crissy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:01:08 +0000

He really wasn’t! Paul is just a perv! A genius perv!

By: toywithme

toywithme — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:12:28 +0000

Hmmm……did you ever think that perhaps your hubby was the one behind your receiving this gift from his friend?

The gift that keeps on giving It doesn’t get any better than that.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:48:34 +0000

My first sex toy was a little orange plastic vibrator. It came in a basket of sexy things I got for Christmas from my husband’s friend, Paul. At first I was a little horrified by it because back then I was a little bit of a prude (hard to believe, I know!). My husband, on the other hand, was very excited about the present and whipped it out when I didn’t expect it.

After that, well, let’s just say that was one of the best Christmas presents I ever got!

By: Dear Redhead

Dear Redhead — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:11:23 +0000

Well, hello everyone! Thanks for stopping by today! I’m in Blog World in Vegas and checking in periodically. Loving the stories so far today — keep ‘em coming! Check my Twitter steam for updates and I can’t wait to hear more…aaand…if we get 20 comments, I’ll share MY first sex toy story with you! (tempting!)

By: Mel

Mel — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:12:38 +0000

First toy? It happened about 9 years ago, in college. My boyfriend at the time would occasionally drive me the two hour trek to school. The route took us past several “adult” stores and we often joked about stopping so he could get me something (phone sex only goes so far). Well, on one occasion we did.

He went in alone. I was too embarassed to go with him (I know – ridiculous, but I had not yet discovered this realm of things!) I slumped down in the front seat as men came and left the store (no pun intended!), waiting for what seemed like FOREVER.

When he finally emerged he had a big silly grin. He got in the car and handed me the bag. We made it about a mile before I asked what he got.

I opened the non-descript brown paper bag and pulled out a maroon box, with a clear plastic window, showcasing a flesh colored vibrator/dildo. He asked me to open it, and handed me a pack of batteries. This is where my memory gets a little fuzzy, probably due to the orgasm-coma I was in for the remaining part of the drive…

While I haven’t used it in a long time, it is still in its box in the garage. Just another reminder I should probably do something with it. You know-before the kids find it.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:07:50 +0000

Lisa: You’re right. I have way better sex when I am in shape and toned. That’s when I tend to own it, work it and flaunt it!