Kinky Invitations To Bring Out The Naughty In You

Sometimes I just wanna get finger fucked in the grocery store parking lot. Seriously, grocery shopping needs some kind of climax.  Unfortunately, I’m never really sure how to broach the subject with the Beast Master, but thanks to the Kinky Invitation Cards from Kinky Provocateur – problem solved. Grocery shopping was about to be changed forever!

Now, I’m never one for instructions, so the very first thing I did was pull the invitation cards out of the cute little box – black with a red bow, squeee! But what I didn’t realize is that there is so much more to these cards! After reading the papers included I had my Aha! moment. These cards are genius!

They’re  invitations!

To do wonderful and naughty things to me!

Each card is a little literary aphrodisiac that you give to your honey to encourage them to be adventurous and play out your dirtiest fantasies!

I’m not a shy girl when it comes to the sexy time. I’m more of a walk into the room naked, hike my leg up on the nearest piece of furniture and yell “Git in mah pussy!” kind of girl. I’ve been known to say “You gonna throw it in me or what?” when Beast Master walks by (I’m a total romantic, I know).

If you’re more the quiet type, with an inner sex kitten just waiting to be released, these invitation cards are an exciting way to express your secret desires. Just slip an invitation into your partners wallet, briefcase or lunch. Leave an invitation on the bathroom mirror or set one on the kitchen counter. Hell, scatter these babies all over the place!

“Gentle caresses followed by hardcore fucking please” is my fave invitation! I left this card with his toothbrush. And then I left it with his lunch. I pretty much left this one everywhere. It was important.

And the sex was had!

While some of the cards may not apply to everyone, they are all still a pleasure to look at and may spark a new idea for you and your partner. Several of the cards are invitations to Role Play fantasies. One of which sparked this conversation;

Me: What do you want to be? My boss?

Him: Ugh, no. I don’t want to work with you.

Me: Ooookay. Kidnapper : hostage?

Him: I’ll be the handyman, you be the housewife.

Me: No! Nothing that involves ringing the doorbell! The dogs.

But really, the handyman fantasy? I’m hanging on to that baby. Tell me, what is sexier than a man fixing that thing you just broke. Whoopsy! Did I break the washer, again? Strip.

We also learned quite a bit about each other’s adventures in the sexual realm. Well, fine. Beast Master learned about me as I checked off the boxes on the ‘places of interest’ card.

The car – done it

Back seat at the cinema – done it

On the beach – done it

Secluded park at night – done it. Oh wait, it was in the middle of the day and we got busted by a Scout Master. That counts, right?

Corner of a crowded dance floor – Yup

Shop changing room, open meadow, in the rain, at a friend’s house – been there and done all of that.

I’m a real go-getter.

Thanks to these adorable little invitation cards I got spanked, licked, caressed, sexed up, sexed down, and I even got a pearl necklace out of the deal. So yeah, I think these cards are awesome!

So tell me Toy With Mes do you find it hard to share your fantasy’s with your partner?


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  1. Riley

    These invitations are a ton of fun! I want to make a fantasy card that says “You come home from a long, hard day at work and he says those three special words that make every girl’s heart melt… Dinner is ready”. 🙂

  2. Jen

    Oh now these sound really fun… I think I’m gonna have to get my hands on some. I am all for anything that will help enhance the sexy times.

    As for sharing my fantasies… I’m pretty good at asking for what I want.

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