Comments on: How To Be The Perfect Wife

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:01:31 +0000

Crissy,

Last I heard he was on his fourth marriage. He is all of 40 so I don’t think that it worked for him.

By: Shel

Shel — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:04:27 +0000

You’ve outdone yourself on this one, Crissy. Hilarious! I love!

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:04:11 +0000

Peppermint Patty – “I’m very good (very) in the sack”
Here’s hoping the next time I have “Hotel Sex” (http://toywithme.com/sexuality/hotel-sex/) the maid leaves you on my pillow when she turns down the sheets.

By: Erin B

Erin B — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:05:33 +0000

I would have been munching on black beauties all day like all the other women did.

By: aznman

aznman — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:32:03 +0000

The guide mostly fits my household…

Of course its the “How to be the perfect mother-in-law”

By: Natballs

Natballs — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:17:46 +0000

hahahahahhahaha. hahahahahhahahahahhaha! this is my FAVORITE Toy With Me you’ve everrr written! Being gay? hahahahah, and throwing the baby at him as soon as he walks through the door? TOTALLY ME!

By: Cara

Cara — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:53:59 +0000

Definately not my forte’

The only reason the house is picked up prior to hubs arrival home is my OCD.

I couldn’t even be a good stay at home mom yet alone a 50’s housewife.

By: Lea

Lea — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:40:37 +0000

Well, according to this, I’m a pretty good catch! I’ll have to remind my dear husband how good he’s got it

By: k8

k8 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:54:51 +0000

I think this is why I’m not married.

By: Carol

Carol — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:29:28 +0000

Let’s see, I’ve been married three times and it’s taken your blog to show me the error of my ways. The fourth husband is totally gonna be the last!