Comments on: Valentine’s Day Can Suck It

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:57:21 +0000

I want a chocolate vagina and a lesbian VD day!

I detest the holiday – although I’m happily married and if I wanted him to, he’d at least give me a card. No, it’s childhood drama. I wasn’t popular, and VD day managed to rub that in and hurt every stinking year we did those little paper cards. Somehow most people in the class would have run out of whatever candy they were enclosing or taping to the valentines just in time for mine. Just awful.

Luckily my husband suffered such misery as well, so we’ve mutually declared it a dead holiday.

Wish I could totally ignore it, but the kids are now both in school. My youngest, in pre-k, came home with a backpack absolutely stuffed with candy. No chocolate vaginas though. Pink plastic toy gun, but no chocolate.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:45:19 +0000

I have celebrated exactly ONE Valentine’s day. I was a freshman in high school and I was with my first serious boyfriend, who happened to be annoyingly sweet. He was the kind of guy who not only remembered every anniversary and holiday but who also went overboard on the mush for them. We had only been together one month (exactly, aww) and I got a teddy bear, a purple rose (for our one month anniversary), a pink rose (for Valentine’s Day), and chocolates. I was an asshole even then, though, and I ended up laughing until I cried. I still feel bad about it to this day. And, even though we were together for 4 more years we never celebrated another Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day is for people who like romance and mush, jewelry, flowers and chocolate. I am not a big fan of those things. I just want me some sex and I’m satisfied ANY day of the year.

By: Victoria

Victoria — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:05:24 +0000

I want the gay cats from the other story on this site.

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:45:57 +0000

so about this chocolate vagina and cock, are they random naughty bits or can you custom order

oh yeah…this VD day it’s gonna be me and the beaver because batteries never let me down

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:47:47 +0000

The Husband & I never celebrate VD on the 14th anymore! He is usually working on 2/14 anyway, so we just pick a day to have our own personal VD! Why pay 3 times as much for flowers b/c of the date? Screw that!

By: mumma boo

mumma boo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:30:28 +0000

VD is just another florist and jeweler holiday. What kills me is that VD crap is on the shelves before Christmas is even over. Don’t even get me started on the card exchange for the kids at school. It’s all about marketing. Bah.

By: TC

TC — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:27:17 +0000

Valentines Day has always worked out excellent for me. He buys me really good tequila. I make him a card & give him candy (he digs the really good mixed chocolate boxes.) So..basically we just buy for each other what we were going to buy anyways, get drunk, & play rock band.

I really need to do the Lesbian VD Day thing!

By: lynn

lynn — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:05:39 +0000

Valentine’s Day is just another money making holiday for hallmark and florists. And I have told my husband repeatedly “NO FLOWERS” – that is such a waste of money – that is money I could spend on something I REALLY WANT – so give me the cash you were going to spend on flowers so I can make myself really happy!

By: Jennifer B

Jennifer B — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:29:11 +0000

I’m thinkin the Lesbian VD day sounds like a rockin good time. I don’t want romance on one day a year because you’re supposed to. I want it at random times when I’m not expecting it. Way better.

By: Clair Jordan

Clair Jordan — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:11:01 +0000

I make a big deal out of Valentines Day for my kids. And my hubby did propose to me on Valentines Day 15 long years ago!

I do think this a ridiculous holiday that puts way too much pressure on everyone. I’m sorry but if I’m not in the mood on Feb 14th – he’s out of luck – I don’t care what day it is. And I don’t want a box of cheap candy or overpriced roses. Buy me some roses on a different day – just because. And I’m definitely not going to a restaurant for a ridiculously overpriced meal in a jam packed restaurant. We usually just get a movie and some pizza and hang out with our kids in the living room in our jammies. Good stuff. And if we are both in the mood (and by both, I mean me cause hubby is always in the mood) we have a private celebration when the kids go to bed.