Comments on: Baby Jesus Hates My Vagina. Obviously.

By: BlowJoy

BlowJoy — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:16:13 +0000

Found some! In Heeb Magazine, of course.

http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/2522

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:58:28 +0000

Oh Diva – that had the same issue of having to go down stairs. My next article should totally be what your emergency preparedness for masturbation during the holidays should look like!

By: VJJ

VJJ — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:50:30 +0000

I just came across the use of “Bob” for “battery operated boyfriend.” Is that clever or what?

By: divacowgirl

divacowgirl — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:46:13 +0000

Ya couldn’t have taken them out of the camera?

By: Erotique

Erotique — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:22:58 +0000

ahhh yes the clickkkkkkkkkkk whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vibrator dependency issue rub rub rub rub rub rub can’t say as I have a problem with that one myself whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr beep whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr beep from little ones [the bullet] to the crook neck for uh anal stimulation you know the one that is shaped like a boomerang to the actual rubberized on the outside with a real penis look including shaft shape that you can then turn on and in some cases press a button and it ejaculates [yup it does] whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stroke to the love glove mmmmm my personal favorite for that time when you want to uh sit n chat while ok tmi but beep click Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I kinda dig them then there’s my strap on that I chase the man around the room with K Y lube in hand oh yea baby come to mama!!!! wait I think I had some kind of point to make but got sidetracked whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hissssssssss oh well if I think of it I will post again oh oh oh oh…………..

By: Carmiekins

Carmiekins — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:28:26 +0000

LOL @ VJJ…me either…

By: VJJ

VJJ — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:45:46 +0000

Ok, now I am NEVER going to be able to keep a straight face when someone asks if anyone has seen the remote!!

By: Carmiekins

Carmiekins — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:20:31 +0000

uh………………I’m with MoM on this one……………….why do I feel so PRUDISH all of a sudden? I really need to grow a pair. *sigh*

By: Miss Spoken

Miss Spoken — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:34:10 +0000

Jackhammer Jesus

By: JD

JD — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:20:12 +0000

Hmm…wonder if I can find one that banks to the left so I don’t feel like I’m cheating…