CP – "No semen=no life", really? You're going to go here, buddy? Have you ever heard of a uterus? Hello, no womb=no life. And yet the treatment female jizz gets is almost always secondary to that of male spunk.

Well, I'm not going to delve into this too deeply, I was just interested in knowing if there was an evolutionary reason for men loving facials; or if perhaps it is entirely an artifice of modern porn. Probably it is a little of both. I'm happy for women who enjoy it; but in my honest opinion the idea of tasting semen makes me want to gag, and the idea of some dude defacing(!) my face is a bit derogatory. But then, that's part of the reason I love women I suppose!

I think my original point still holds up. The focus should always be the orgasm and the resulting cumshot. It should not, however, be where said cumshot is placed, or lands.

We’ve been together four years and pretty much know each other’s preferences. We both seem to prefer him coming inside. I get off feeling it pulsate and pump, and he’s not distracted by having to pull out and aim (or me having to get off of him so he can do so)! That way I can get a few last-minute squeezes, too.

If we’re using our hands, we let the chips fall where they may, so to speak, which sometimes requires a sensual shower (and not-so-sensual doing of laundry). As long as he keeps it off my face, it’s all good. : )

are we really forgetting the *symbolic importance* of jizz?

it’s fucking epic: no jizz = no life.

it IS the reason men exist, make no mistake.

the only thing better than getting to blow your load is to watch someone worship it afterwards.

Though I think my favorite part is that you found a picture of a real-life sperm plushie.

Win.