I figured that if people found it there they’d have no idea how to handle it (I was fairly young) and they’d be TOTALLY embarrassed. I always did enjoy embarrassing people. Still do. Can you tell?

I was married to a prude, sort of, for 23 years. He never talked dirty in the bedroom, was not terribly creative and his libido was less than mine. We used no sex toys, ever. And yet, he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants when it came to other women. I know of one for certain, but I think there were several short-lived flings in the past. At the age of 49, I was traded in for a 35 year old.

A gay co-worker of mine bought me my vibrator at Spencer’s. It was a basic white plastic vibrator. He bought it as a joke. I took it home and started to toss it in a drawer. Then I thought, hmmmm. So I tried it out. Oh baby! This is NICE! Over the course of the next few years, I used that toy quite a bit! I used to keep it under my ex’s pillow (hehehe). One night, my older daughter was here and she spent the night and slept in my bed. She sleeps with her arms under the pillow and guess what she found!!! LOL!!! She was totally completely grossed out! I don’t know why… I washed it after each use!

Then I met my significant other and I FINALLY! FINALLY met someone who liked to have sex as often as I did! Even with diabetes, high blood pressure and cancer, this man runs rings around my ex in the bedroom! We have quite a bit of fun with my vibrator (we have one at his place too) We don’t use it all the time though. That keeps it from getting too regular.

My vibrator died a couple of months ago. I need to buy a new one. Maybe I’ll look online instead this time.