Comments on: I Think Police Are Sexy

By: D

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:43:08 +0000

Darkstar-

OMG I have the same problem…Why do we let practical concerns get in the way of fantasy? Back alley rape fantasy? Oh hell yea! Wait…does he have AIDS?

…He’s imaginary, it shouldn’t matter! But it does.

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:11:17 +0000

oops, i put my email as my website. I’m not attempting to trick you like my computer just accused me of doing.

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:09:54 +0000

For some reason, lumberjacks/loggers really get me excited..something about those carharts.

By: ambivalent academic

ambivalent academic — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:10:59 +0000

I *have* a man in a kilt. And yes, it is awesome. You may all now swoon with envy.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:21:25 +0000

Hahaha! Stoogie.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:57:58 +0000

i’m fucking DYING over here.

stoogepie, you HAVE to send me some of that shit you’re on.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:41:39 +0000

I like MsDarkstar’s fantasy.

Yes, Clown-Face Girls whose tits squeak when you squeeze them!

I like cops well enough, but I want the whole TWAT Team at once.

I don’t wear capes. Or underwear. So no problems with that.

I went to a party once where there was a stripper in a cake and I have since thought how awesome it would be to get a BJ through a hole in the cake, like a glory-hole cake, while you ate the cake. It’s like the awesomest combination of porn and cake I can imagine. Talk about having your cake and eating it, too.

I also have medical fantasies: wispy-haired women with terminal cancer while they get chemo, women with Tourette’s syndrome having epileptic seizures, and women suffering from that hideous disease I made up where they have vaginas and assholes covering every square inch of their bodies.

Sadly, I have no truly bizarre fantasies to share.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:43:40 +0000

tangeria – A man in a kilt is enough to make my panties moist

By: igster101

igster101 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:11:42 +0000

We have a hot UPS lady. OMG!! I’d like to give her a dleivery, if you know what I mean…

By: Crissy

Crissy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:14:57 +0000

MsDarkstar- Ooooo, Stoogie. Yes. He’s so mysterious! He’s just like Batman. I’m gonna be pissed if he tells me he wears a cape and his underpants outside his pants.