Comments on: Sploshing – A Whole New Meaning To Getting Porked

By: Adri

Adri — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:55:58 +0000

The trussed up like a turkey thing sounds more like Vorarephilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia) than sploshing. A whole other food based fetish.
Man I love learning about fetishes… is that weird?

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:56:22 +0000

Squeeze me macaroni, right?

By: Misty

Misty — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:23:54 +0000

The first time I did the nasty with my now-husband, he was a college wrestler and hod just made weight, so we were celebrating with smoothies in his dorm room. I rubbed a little banana on his ear and then licked it off, but I don’t think I want anything sticky all over me or stuck up in my bizness. … I have to clean up afterwards, you know… and we have a cat who already has all kinds of weird habits. I’m also not kinky enough to let the cat join in.

By: Rose

Rose — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:58:54 +0000

Kinky Jew…I thought you would have wanted kosher chicken soup with dumplings!! For shame.

Just kidding….

I wouldn’t want to sit in food…squishy stuff freaks me out unless it’s…well, you know…;)

I tried honey on my honey once…it wasn’t that bad but…STICKY. EAUUH NOT STICKY! 0_0 *rocks back and forth* If there’s anything I can’t stand in this world it’s being sticky…so…no. It didn’t work out very well in my book…but, you know, it was fun to lick it off, for a second. Then I was like…TOO MUCH SUGAR…MOIST TOWELETTE TIME!

My sister would FREAK OUT for this sploshing thing…when it was her first birthday, she CRIED because she had cake on her face. She’s a neat freak. HAHAHA. I just shoved my face in the cake…maybe I would have fun if it was all over my face…but only if I could wash it off in five seconds and not be sticky…the thought really doesn’t turn me on.

NOT LIKE ASS SMOOTHIES DO! (Just kidding).

…Or am I?! Anyone want an ass smoothie?! Finger lickin good!

(I just threw up in my mouth a little…)

By: Miss Spoken

Miss Spoken — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:21:52 +0000

The idea of creamed corn wrestling holds some appeal to me, but only because somebody might actually get hurt and I’m an asshole like that.

As for actual sploshing, for me that would be like getting the wet spot all the time. It’s just not my thing.

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:57:03 +0000

I have never heard of this. Although, in my mind it is filled next to anything with oral fixation…

But, I have included food (and beverages) in the bedroom. However it is a little bit more difficult with a hairly male partner.

Does anyone else automatically think of the Seinfield episode where George eats a sandwich in bed while having sex?

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:50:30 +0000

Whoops, left off my feelings on sploshing on that previous comment, but the idea of squishing a cupcake between my thighs is surprisingly arousing… Well, only if the cake was super moist and the buttercream was nice and thick

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:45:51 +0000

Heather, thanks for commenting! I don’t know if the video counts as sploshing, but it’s pretty interesting! I can’t say it turns me on, but then again, that’s why there are different flavors of butter cream, huh? Lick on, my freaky food friend! Lick on!!

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:32:55 +0000

Any discussion of food fetishes must include a mention of Tampopo, a virtual food orgasm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhlK7dtL3ko

One of the hottest sex scenes ever and they don’t even take off their clothes!

And as someone who’s gluten-free, sugar-free and dairy-free (sexy, right?) I find food fetishes incredibly erotic…well, just watching, anyway cuz I can’t usually particpate. Slathering my boyfriend with buttercream frosting and licking it off is my ultimate fantasy! I guess you tend to want more what you can’t have, right?

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:13:34 +0000

Mmmmmm salad!!