Comments on: The Birds And The Bees, My Style http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/ Sex Toy Reviews - Toy With Me Sun, 20 May 2012 06:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: magpie http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-21006 magpie Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:55:04 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-21006 LOL - I just wrote about that very book, because the child was, well, comparing her clitoris to her baby cousin's tiny penis. Anyway, I scarpered off to the library and came home with just that book. LOL – I just wrote about that very book, because the child was, well, comparing her clitoris to her baby cousin’s tiny penis. Anyway, I scarpered off to the library and came home with just that book.

]]> By: CP http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20977 CP Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:45:43 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20977 does ernie have a penis? does ernie have a penis?

]]> By: GingerB http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20975 GingerB Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:57:22 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20975 My daughter asked me how the babies get out of the mommy's tummy and I punted and said a doctor cut my belly open and just lifted the baby out both times. I totally could not explain how a tiny little hole could let a baby out. Chicken. Shit. My daughter asked me how the babies get out of the mommy’s tummy and I punted and said a doctor cut my belly open and just lifted the baby out both times. I totally could not explain how a tiny little hole could let a baby out. Chicken. Shit.

]]> By: Naomi http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20973 Naomi Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:42:43 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20973 I learned something today. Well, two things, but one was really just confirmed. One, I will never, ever, ever be ready to the Cool Aunt and have the conversation with my nephews. I'm up for trying, but God knows, it's not going to go the way I anticipated. I kind of knew that already, but this is a prime example of what could go hysterically wrong. Two--never read anything from you guys when you're sitting in Ethics class, no matter how boring you find the lecture. You WILL snort. You WILL start cracking up. You WILL dribble coffee through your nose. You WILL have to excuse yourself, and you WILL have to explain why you were laughing like a loon as soon as you got outside. Sigh. I'm sure my professor is thrilled. I learned something today. Well, two things, but one was really just confirmed.

One, I will never, ever, ever be ready to the Cool Aunt and have the conversation with my nephews. I’m up for trying, but God knows, it’s not going to go the way I anticipated. I kind of knew that already, but this is a prime example of what could go hysterically wrong.

Two–never read anything from you guys when you’re sitting in Ethics class, no matter how boring you find the lecture. You WILL snort. You WILL start cracking up. You WILL dribble coffee through your nose. You WILL have to excuse yourself, and you WILL have to explain why you were laughing like a loon as soon as you got outside.

Sigh. I’m sure my professor is thrilled.

]]> By: pattypunker http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20972 pattypunker Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:33:03 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20972 hey, aunt becky, could you clean that shit up? poor ben. sheesh. ; ) he is full of awesomeness! love these precious moments. hey, aunt becky, could you clean that shit up? poor ben. sheesh. ; )

he is full of awesomeness! love these precious moments.

]]> By: Jerseygirl89 http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20966 Jerseygirl89 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:19:25 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20966 I love it when blog posts make me snort. And I'm not looking forward to these discussions because as much as I want to be cool, I still giggle inside when my kids say "penis". I love it when blog posts make me snort. And I’m not looking forward to these discussions because as much as I want to be cool, I still giggle inside when my kids say “penis”.

]]> By: Toy With Me http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20965 Toy With Me Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:14:23 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20965 @Rebecca - Kids have such awesome timing :) @Rebecca – Kids have such awesome timing :)

]]> By: Rebecca http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20963 Rebecca Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:28:45 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20963 I love that story, it's so funny! Thanks for sharing.... Once in a public bathroom, my daughter, who was 2 at the time, saw a pad in my panties and observed me putting a new one on. She looked at me and said "Mommy, why are you putting a sticker in your panties" I explained that I was on my period and I was putting a pad in my panties to keep them fresh and clean. Several weeks later she follows me into the bathroom at my mother-in-laws house (Thanksgiving dinner all the in-law families are together 20some people). She watches me go potty but gasps and takes off running. I finish up, flush, wash hands, and return and as soon as she sees me walk into the room she goes "Mommy has a PYRAMID in her panties!!" Very LOUDLY. She meant period...but I was still mortified because I'm pretty sure they all figured it out as soon as I turned BRIGHT RED. I love that story, it’s so funny! Thanks for sharing….

Once in a public bathroom, my daughter, who was 2 at the time, saw a pad in my panties and observed me putting a new one on. She looked at me and said “Mommy, why are you putting a sticker in your panties” I explained that I was on my period and I was putting a pad in my panties to keep them fresh and clean.

Several weeks later she follows me into the bathroom at my mother-in-laws house (Thanksgiving dinner all the in-law families are together 20some people). She watches me go potty but gasps and takes off running. I finish up, flush, wash hands, and return and as soon as she sees me walk into the room she goes “Mommy has a PYRAMID in her panties!!” Very LOUDLY. She meant period…but I was still mortified because I’m pretty sure they all figured it out as soon as I turned BRIGHT RED.

]]> By: Kristin http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20961 Kristin Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:10:38 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20961 I was doing ok until I read about how he "looked warily around as if a roaming vagina might pop out from behind something and try to have sex with him." OMG, I fucking lost it. My oldest hit puberty right as he turned 10 years old and when I was dealing with one of his cataclysmic melt downs over god knows what, I figured "dammit, I have him captive...now's the time to tell him." I explained EVERYTHING. And, miracle of miracles, he actually came to me with a question the next day. I was doing ok until I read about how he “looked warily around as if a roaming vagina might pop out from behind something and try to have sex with him.” OMG, I fucking lost it.

My oldest hit puberty right as he turned 10 years old and when I was dealing with one of his cataclysmic melt downs over god knows what, I figured “dammit, I have him captive…now’s the time to tell him.” I explained EVERYTHING. And, miracle of miracles, he actually came to me with a question the next day.

]]> By: Toy With Me http://toywithme.com/sexuality/the-birds-and-the-bees/comment-page-1/#comment-20960 Toy With Me Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:00:57 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3163#comment-20960 @Wicked Shawn - “Aunt shawn has a vagina and she can use it however she wants." I think I love your nephew - hilarious line! @Wicked Shawn – “Aunt shawn has a vagina and she can use it however she wants.” I think I love your nephew – hilarious line!

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