Babeland’s Twelve Toys Of Christmas

ID-10024611I think that you could make the argument that I have been both naughty and nice this year, so as far as I’m concerned there should be no lack of loot under my tree this Christmas. In that spirit, I present to you the 12 days of Christmas, Babeland style.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The Jimmyjane Eternity!
If you missed our recent post about the top 5 sex toys of the rich and famous, the Jimmyjane Little Eternity is the most gorgeous sex toy I have ever seen. This over the top beauty is a cousin of the Jimmyjane Little Gold that we recently reviewed. Not only does she share the same decadent gold exterior, but is also spectacularly ringed by 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds for 360 degrees of wow. $2750.00

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Moregasm!
Get the sex life you want, care of “Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex” (brought to you by Babeland’s fearless founders and co-owners). Check out this witty guide to a truly satisfying and exciting sex life. Especially helpful for those at the beginning of their sexual self-discovery, Moregasm combines gorgeous, glossy visuals with real-world advice and the frank, reliable information you’ve come to expect from Babeland. A must-read, and a great gift! $22.50

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

The LELO GIGI!

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This is one of my absolute favorite vibrators in my collection, as it has a ton of power and is shaped in such a way that it hits my g-spot effortlessly.  The LELO GIGI  delights with seven speeds, and five pulse patterns performing at varying speeds and intensities. Like all LELO toys, it is packaged beautifully in its very own gift box. I think if I could own only one toy this would be it. $109.00

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Honeymoon In A Box!
Hey, I never had a kit like this on my honeymoon!  The Babeland Honeymoon In A Box comes with The Ophoria Finger Vibe and Ophoria V-Ring to add buzz to penetration and other play; the BabeLicious flavored lube keeps things tasty and slick during oral sex; the Babeland Body Lickable Oil makes your massage into a feast; and ta set of Dirty Dice to pick up where your imagination leaves off. Maybe I should have a second honeymoon? $32.00

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Toyfriends!
Bright and modern, powerful and affordable.  This group of fun vibes come in four delightful shapes: Bubbly Magenta (graduated “bubbles” for added stimulation), Coney Rabbit (rabbit ears to hug the clit), Nosy Yellow (the curve makes for easy reach), and Seti Blue (focused, pinpoint vibration). They are the cutest vibes I have ever seen! Feel free to take them in the tub as they are fully waterproof . Rub-a-dub-dub! $54.00

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Jimmyjane Afterglow Sampler Set!
The Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle is a natural massage candle that liquefies into a slick and sensual oil for a scented body massage that is not only wonderfully warm but also softening and hydrating to the skin, plus as you can see from my review, I LOVE them! This sampler set comes with six adorable Afterglow massage candles — scented with Dark Vanilla, Bourbon, Pink Lotus, Gingersnap, Cucumber Water, and Grapefruit. The package even comes gift-wrapped in a white box with a pink ribbon. $58.00

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A We-Vibe Couples Kit!
As you can see from Crissy’s hysterical review of the We-Vibe, this toy is a must have. This is by far my favorite couples toy.  Babeland has put together this great package and  thrown in two Babeland condoms, a 1-oz bottle of our own BabeLube lubricant, a 1-oz bottle of our tasty Lickable Oil, and a set of silver Naughty Bedroom Dice (which can be stored in their black velvet drawstring pouch) Makes a great gift! $119.00

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Babeland Body Chocolate!
Did somebody say chocolate? That I can lick off? HELLS TO THE YES! Word is that this is so yummy you might just be tempted to eat the whole jar with a spoon first! The Babeland Body Chocolate is a rich spread of organic dark chocolate. The ingredients are vegan, all-natural/organic, fair trade, and just plain yummy! Is there anything better than sex and chocolate?
$7.00 – $22.00

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The LELO SIRI!
Discover Siri, and you may never need to meet another clit vibe again. A beveled shape for targeted clit vibration, six pulsation and speed options (controlled by an intelligent microprocessor, no less!), intuitive controls, and Lelo’s quality construction and materials make for a perfect storm of pleasure. You can bet that if it’s from LELO, that it will rock your world. $99.00

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Duet Cock Ring!
I absolutely love couples toys and the Duet Cock Ring looks like a blast! The Duet has two distinct vibrators. One of the vibes sits underneath his balls while the other is set on top so that stimulates your clit. The top vibe is touch sensitive or you can set it to vibrate continuously. Check out Babelands awesome video on 5 ways to use a cock ring here. $45.00

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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An OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate!
I’m not sure if you guys remember, but Crissy reviewed the OhMiBod Freestyle vibrator which is a wireless vibe that you hook up to your ipod and it vibrates to the beat of the music. Check out the hilarious review here. Ohmibod has now come up with something similar that has Skype-compatibility! Plug the control into your computer, chat with a lover, and get off to the vibrations of their moans and commands — a dream come true for long-distance couples. $99.00

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The Jimmyjane Form 3!
I love Jimmyjane products and the Form 3 looks to be one of their most ingenious yet. The Form 3 has a soft silicone Touchpad which extends so that you can focus the vibration exactly where it counts. The Form 3 has four vibration modes and five power levels and is completely waterproof so you can take it in to the shower or tub. I just adore the look of this vibe! $145.00

Free Digital Photos. Photo by m_bartosch.

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  1. Jen

    i bought Moregasm after reading a review … somewhere. LOVE it! it really helped the mister figure out some bedroom essentials and gave me lots of new ideas. i also love that it's an easy read – with lots of pictures!

    If I had to pick one thing, I'm going for the gold. Literally. I want the Jimmyjane Eternity. Hello!? But realistically, I really do want the lilo gigi. I think I've been good enough to deserve a fancy scientific sex toy – or even one that cost more than $29.99. The mister is getting a fancy cock ring – just have not picked one out yet. the duet might be THE one though! Fancy Pants!

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