Comments on: 9 Sexual Terms You’ll Immediately Wish You Didn’t Know

By: mochabeaniemummy

mochabeaniemummy — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:40:57 +0000

I come back to this every so often, and every single time I get to "Alligator Fuckhouse" and cannot continue because I'm pissing myself laughing.

Every. Single. Time.

…is it wrong that I can think of a few more that could be added, too?

By: Debbie

Debbie — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:10:09 +0000

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time. What a great way to start the day!

By: jusme

jusme — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:15:46 +0000

carbonKim: My husband kisses me on purpose after oral…he likes tasting himself in my mouth. And vice versa as well. Different strokes, I guess.

Though, I don't see how the majority of these could remotely turn anyone on….urrgh.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:25:18 +0000

I guess I’d better not mention the Strawberry Shortcake, Captain Nelson, or Cleveland Steamer.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:16:42 +0000

Better not tell you about the Strawberry Shortcake then.

By: nicole antoinette

nicole antoinette — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:37:17 +0000

Magpie: THIS IS HORRIFYING. Thank you and I hate you but mostly thank you and and and VOMIT.

By: Magpie

Magpie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:19:18 +0000

As I read through this list all that I could hear in my head (yes, the voices, they speak to me) was ‘rainbow kissing. Rainbow kissing. RAINBOW KISSING’. I only learned about this term three days ago (this week has just been eye-opening, really), and I will share it with you now:

RAINBOW KISSING: a woman performs fellatio on a man and keeps his juices in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her juices in his mouth. They then kiss passionately.

WHILST SHE IS MENSTRUATING. Seriously, every time I think about it I vomit in my mouth a little bit.

By: Michele

Michele — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:37:34 +0000

i knew about the dirty sanchez – i work tech support and for years we had a real asshat client whose last name was sanchez. the guys started calling him dirty sanchez, and laughed hysterically when i started as well. none of them would explain it to me, and made me look it up on urbandictionary.com.
we still call him dirty sanchez and now we all giggle

By: Misty

Misty — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:53:39 +0000

I think the “people do WHAT!?!?” should be a weekly column.

By: Shannon O | Confessions of a Loving Wife

Shannon O | Confessions of a Loving Wife — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:16:55 +0000

The title of this post was completely appropriate!