Comments on: Romance Novels Suck – I Want Real Smut

By: Nambrosia

Nambrosia — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 23:32:21 +0000

Laurell K Hamilton. She has two series and both have fantasy plot lines that don’t suck with massive amounts of incredible fuckage. Pages and pages of cocks and pussy et al. Anita Blake and Meredith Gentry are the two series lines.

I have always always been disappointed with Anne Rice. I find her plots dragging unbearably towards some obscure climax with endings that leave me feeling as if I just wasted a few hours of my life with drivel. Idk if her erotica would impress.

By: Jen C

Jen C — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:39:30 +0000

I was given the series The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward by a friend of mine and wowza they’re pretty damn hot, I must say. Is it all out porn? not exactly but there’s some bondage and all the sex scenes (there are a lot of them) are really graphic. Lots of “cock” , etc. I can’t get into the “heaving bosom” crap with petticoats so this suits me while not humiliating me in public if someone sees me reading it. If I want something more sexy, I just buy them for my e reader and remain ninja-like in my sexy time

By: Rose

Rose — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:43:08 +0000

You know what???

this is SO my topic!! I read from http://www.literotica.com ALL THE TIME via my phone. But your phone is super old…but they have a Literotica book out you can get on amazon…just like, get a book cover or something? Anyways, they are super dirty and spin my whiz wheel! I just tell people I am doing research when really I am reading about Jason shoving his 8 inch hard cock into Jessica’s…well, you get it. And I read it right in the middle of class!!! Which is kind of (okay, really) awkward because I get all horny and shit, but…you know. I get by.

It’s AWESOME.

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:47:04 +0000

Dude, 74%, or even 75%, more sex doesn’t mean it’s GOOD sex. Just more of it.

Also, I used to like to stand up in formal Quaker meetings (I went to a Quaker school) and do readings. The Spirit moved me to share “his hot throbbing manhood was guided homeward” with my school.

I have no idea how I never got kicked out of that place. They must have recognized my awesomeness. YAY GIRLIE PORN!!!

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:18:30 +0000

When I was around 11, I was poking around in my mother’s drawers and came across two of Xaviera Hollander’s books, “The Happy Hooker and Xaviera Goes Wild ” tucked away in one of her drawers. I spent that summer carefully sneaking those books out and reading the short stories while my older sister went out for little “dates” with her boyfriend instead of “babysitting” me. Having accidentally caught them at it in the basement, I had already gotten a clue about parts and pieces. The following year she had me read a church publication “What a girl should know” that had little illustrations to explain sex – as my “talk” – and asked if I had any questions. Imagine if I had asked her if having a boy shove his cock in your ass feels like taking a poop, since that was the biggest question I had at that point from my summer reading list. So, for me its the little short stories that do it, since my real, and more interesting “talk” about sex really came from a book by an ex hooker.

Anias Nin’s short stories as Laura mentioned are some of my favorites and her diaries are pretty interesting as is the compiled diary Henry and June that they made the movie from.

Maybe you should write about Vinny and get it published in an Erotica Short Story Compilation as your first step?

By: Misty

Misty — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:29:10 +0000

I agree with the Lora Leigh suggestions. I have Only Pleasure and it. is. HAWT. Did you know Barnes and Noble has a tiny erotica section? including a separate bondage section. I was floored. I don’t even mean that vamp/were/whatever fiction w/ sex over by the sci-fi. I mean in the middle of the store! Maybe it was a seasonal thing (I last looked around valentine’s day last year) but right in the center aisle. That’s where I found Only Pleasure

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:42:49 +0000

ANY bookreader is AWESOME for the hiding the smut books! You can get a reader(eBookman) for under $100 on Ebay.

Megan Hart, Jaci Burton, Emma Holly, Lauren Dane, Maya Banks, Anya Bast, Gail Faulkner, Shelley Laurenston(too, too funny), Sarah McCarty, Patrice Michelle, Shayla Black and Shiloh Walker are awesome writers to name a few. Lora Leigh and Bella Andre are also fantastic writers, but unlike a previous suggestion(Leigh), you need to start at the beginning.

Sites to go to; print and ebook:
www. samhainpublishing.com
http://www.changelingpress.com, (just don’t pay attention to the stupid book covers!!)
http://www.loose-id.com
and finally, the site that brought erotica to mainstream by the author Jaid Black(owner Tina Engler), Ellora’s Cave;
http://www.jasminejade.com

Thank goodness for glands and wonderful writers!

By: Aurora

Aurora — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:17:01 +0000

I am a HUGE Erotica reader… I would say that at least 75% of my book collection is erotica.. and teen vamp stories are the other 20% LOL….honestly… HUGE erotica reader! here are som suggestions! If you want more let me know!
Ceremony of Seduction, Vision of Seduction and Trio of Seduction by Cassie Ryan
Simply Wicked, Simply Sinful, , Simply Sexual and Simply Shameful by Kate Pearce
Do It To Me by PF Kozak
Down In Texas by Delilah Devlin
Hood by Noire
Nauti Boy Series by Lora Leigh
Bound HEarts (especially Only Pleasure) Series by Lora Leigh
When Alex Was a Bad Boy by Jo Davis
Their One and Only by Trista Ann Michaels
Anchor and Storm by Kate Poole
Patton’s Way by Jenny Penn
I hope that works for you All of these you can get on Amazon! Let me know if you enjoy any of them

By: Manical Mom

Manical Mom — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:55:41 +0000

I totally agree! Bring on the smut! Those stupid romance novels set us up for failure everytime! Let’s get some horny smutting stuff rolling around in our brains at night so we have no fear in shouting out “OH YA baby! Stick that huge cock in my ass!” or…so I’ve heard…on Oprah…or something!

By: joeinvegas

joeinvegas — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:48:52 +0000

Oh Judy – just write about you and hubby