Comments on: People Stick Weird Things In There http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/ Sex Toy Reviews - Toy With Me Sun, 20 May 2012 06:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dan http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-29310 Dan Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:50:09 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-29310 YRU here? How about the guy that died from internal injuries after gettin fucked by a horse....who wakes up and says..."I 'm going to let a horse fuck me today..! YRU here? How about the guy that died from internal injuries after gettin fucked by a horse….who wakes up and says…"I 'm going to let a horse fuck me today..!

]]> By: Hannah http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-22477 Hannah Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:55 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-22477 Oh, this tale reminds me of something that happened to me a while back (only it wasn't my bum things were shoved up...). I had a guy friend who I was flirty with, and we were chatting on IM one night when he randomly asks if I think it's OK for guys to enjoy anal sex. Thinking he meant to... y'know... do it to a lady... I said 'no, of course not'. He then replies 'good, because I have a duster up my ass right now'. I shit you not. A full on, Mary Poppins ostrich feather duster. I'm just glad he didn't have a webcam... Oh, this tale reminds me of something that happened to me a while back (only it wasn’t my bum things were shoved up…).

I had a guy friend who I was flirty with, and we were chatting on IM one night when he randomly asks if I think it’s OK for guys to enjoy anal sex. Thinking he meant to… y’know… do it to a lady… I said ‘no, of course not’.

He then replies ‘good, because I have a duster up my ass right now’.

I shit you not. A full on, Mary Poppins ostrich feather duster. I’m just glad he didn’t have a webcam…

]]> By: Randi Randi http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-21798 Randi Randi Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:17:21 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-21798 I being a person who likes big things in my butt, can understand some of these, but not light bulbs and sharp objects, this is just common sense, is that all they could find around the house, look in the pantry,Crisco bottles work nice (the medium size round ones) but be ready to get stretched,(go slow) and then there is butt plugs, they come in a large variety of sizes (i have a big collection of them) i should also point out that i do this for intense orgasm purposes, i am a 47 year old male,and have been doing this since i was 14, so i am very experienced in anal play and i also cross dress(lingerie and thigh highs,head to toe hair removal, (waxing)i use tanning beds and wear make-up and blonde wigs, i also love very warm water enemas and coffee enemas, i am not gay but i would like a big cock in my butt, i also love vaginas and womens buttholes, i want to share with you my secret for the ultimate orgasm, start with a warm enema, wait awhile then push all the water out, than i have what is called a hitachi magic wand vibrator, then you have to get the whole ball end in your butthole, switch it on high buzz, the vibration is intense, it is a real bum shaker, then jerk your cock and watch the cum fly, also use lots of KY, and for the record i have never been to an emergency room to have anything removed from inside me, but that is my fantasy to walk in there in full drag, wig and lingerie,bent over with a Crisco bottle up my butt, pretending i can't get it out, and a hot female nurse helps me, wow i am excited now, I being a person who likes big things in my butt, can understand some of these, but not light bulbs and sharp objects, this is just common sense, is that all they could find around the house, look in the pantry,Crisco bottles work nice (the medium size round ones) but be ready to get stretched,(go slow) and then there is butt plugs, they come in a large variety of sizes (i have a big collection of them) i should also point out that i do this for intense orgasm purposes, i am a 47 year old male,and have been doing this since i was 14, so i am very experienced in anal play and i also cross dress(lingerie and thigh highs,head to toe hair removal, (waxing)i use tanning beds and wear make-up and blonde wigs, i also love very warm water enemas and coffee enemas, i am not gay but i would like a big cock in my butt, i also love vaginas and womens buttholes, i want to share with you my secret for the ultimate orgasm, start with a warm enema, wait awhile then push all the water out, than i have what is called a hitachi magic wand vibrator, then you have to get the whole ball end in your butthole, switch it on high buzz, the vibration is intense, it is a real bum shaker, then jerk your cock and watch the cum fly, also use lots of KY, and for the record i have never been to an emergency room to have anything removed from inside me, but that is my fantasy to walk in there in full drag, wig and lingerie,bent over with a Crisco bottle up my butt, pretending i can’t get it out, and a hot female nurse helps me, wow i am excited now,

]]> By: Jimmytarbuk http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-21737 Jimmytarbuk Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:02:08 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-21737 I hav to admit lots of these things are crazy, but there is a logical reason, the male prostate is located in the anal passage ( a mans version of the clitoris) and so at point of orgasm, if the prostate is being tickled or pushed upon then the male experiences quite a phenomonal orgasm. But people.........dont use a bloody light bulb O_o I hav to admit lots of these things are crazy, but there is a logical reason, the male prostate is located in the anal passage ( a mans version of the clitoris) and so at point of orgasm, if the prostate is being tickled or pushed upon then the male experiences quite a phenomonal orgasm. But people………dont use a bloody light bulb O_o

]]> By: chris http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-21324 chris Mon, 29 Mar 2010 01:41:37 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-21324 dont knock it until you try it. i like the light green squash with the big head and the bottom small.....with a bit of lube and cream it slids into my black bottom with ease.... dont knock it until you try it. i like the light green squash with the big head and the bottom small…..with a bit of lube and cream it slids into my black bottom with ease….

]]> By: Aunt Becky http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-20959 Aunt Becky Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:59:08 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-20959 DUDE. That's fucked up, Emm. That's seriously fucked up. DUDE. That’s fucked up, Emm. That’s seriously fucked up.

]]> By: EmmBee http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-20936 EmmBee Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:54:36 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-20936 A coworker of mine is also going to school to be a radiology tech, which includes clinical rotations. So far she's had one case where a guy had a toy car in there, and another one with a woman who came in complaining of rectal bleeding and discomfort, and the x-ray came back with a beer bottle in there. The woman was completely floored. Turned out she got drunk and passed out the night before, and her boyfriend did it while she was unconscious. A coworker of mine is also going to school to be a radiology tech, which includes clinical rotations. So far she’s had one case where a guy had a toy car in there, and another one with a woman who came in complaining of rectal bleeding and discomfort, and the x-ray came back with a beer bottle in there. The woman was completely floored. Turned out she got drunk and passed out the night before, and her boyfriend did it while she was unconscious.

]]> By: Korbl http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-20922 Korbl Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-20922 I'm always much more amused by the image of these people walking into the ER. Especially the person with the curling iron, what with the cord hanging out... I also always remember the "10" whisk story" I've heard from friends, regarding someone they actually knew. That one's hilarious... I’m always much more amused by the image of these people walking into the ER. Especially the person with the curling iron, what with the cord hanging out…

I also always remember the “10″ whisk story” I’ve heard from friends, regarding someone they actually knew. That one’s hilarious…

]]> By: charity http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-20852 charity Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:39:05 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-20852 I used to hang in the smoking hut with the radiology techs, they had the best stories....one involved kielbasa and every time they served it in the caf, we got totally grossed out. I used to hang in the smoking hut with the radiology techs, they had the best stories….one involved kielbasa and every time they served it in the caf, we got totally grossed out.

]]> By: Suzy Voices http://toywithme.com/silly/stuck-up-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-20848 Suzy Voices Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:03:40 +0000 http://toywithme.com/?p=3059#comment-20848 I am dying over here! Reminds me of a trip to the ER with my son: http://justmeandthevoices.com/2009/05/27/body-cavity-search/ I am dying over here! Reminds me of a trip to the ER with my son: http://justmeandthevoices.com/2009/05/27/body-cavity-search/

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