Comments on: The Art of The Dick Picture

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:49:41 +0000

Hey girls and Nicole especially. I love the post and would just like to add that the face must be kept out for descrecionary reasons, lol. Also, for any of the girls that would like one just send your request to kndvs09@gmail.com (I’m serious). And as Nicole said, I’ll call a spade a spade and be all, “I’ve got a pretty awesome dick, wanna see?” So hit me up, I’m a normal good looking 23 year old

By: Kunal

Kunal — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 05:49:10 +0000

If I had to put a picture of my dick next to a roll of quarters.. i'd shortchange the roll. LIke $6.75 or something..

By: Bodaciousboomer

Bodaciousboomer — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:25:40 +0000

I made a button for a friend that said "Don't lie about your penis if I'm going to see it later! She loved it!

By: GB

GB — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 22:29:07 +0000

Thanks for helping me work through my stupor over just receiving a dick pic, unsolicited of course, from a guy who knows my Mom, in which he photographed his dick (huge btw) leaping out from the fly of his cartoon boxer shorts, wearing an ugly shirt. Dick was great but the shirt and boxers a permanent turn off.

By: jay

jay — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:40:06 +0000

I agree with adriana.

Not that I have a dpcollection (mine is, inexplicably, bacon related things – people send me thing on bacon lampshades, bacon pillows, bacon envelopes, bacon lip balm, more so after i request that they stop) I actually lose respect for the dick picture if there are wrong things in the background. I judge based on your dick picture peripheral.

I judge you when I see behind your arrogant penis that your walls are a terrible shade of teal or orange. That youve got a giant plastic disposable garbage can by your bed instead of in the kitchen. That youve got rolled up dirty clothes hanging out on top of a bookshelf behind your penis. That you have bad taste in pinup models or music based on the posters you got. There have been many gawk-worthy penises I've seen but have dismissed because the background took so much away from it.

And yeah.. I judge you when there is nothing else in the picture, not even a hand or a thigh, because to me that means you are trying to trick me.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 20:34:37 +0000

I'm actually an owner of one of the shirts and I have gotten so many compliments on my size! Of course I rounded up. I don't think it's a gay thing at all, it's just that gay guys seem to gravitate towards anything perverse and completely take it over. I think I'm going to order these for my jock friends, in 9 inch and up of course. Wouldnt want to hurtn anyones ego!

By: moonspun

moonspun — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:42:04 +0000

I remember being stunned when chatting with someone online many years ago and the guy send a dick picture! Like, that’s something I’d rather discover myself thank you if we get down and get dirty….

By: nicole antoinette

nicole antoinette — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:56:08 +0000

Ashley: Luckily, I work from home

By: OurLittleAshley

OurLittleAshley — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:50:17 +0000

My mind is blown.

People actually SEND YOU THESE UNSOLICITED?!

Oy. That is just odd. When it happened the first time, what was your reaction?? I feel like I’d probably throw something at the screen or scream or something. What if you were at work? How would you play that off casually?

My mind boggles. Just. Wow. I had no idea. Ha.

By: RondaMarie

RondaMarie — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:25:26 +0000

I am the proud owner of a dick picture or two. And of course, I’ve sent a picture or two of my own. Heres my rule though, of course it can’t be just a vagina picture, I need to zoom out a little, (you know for the sake of composition) but I never, ever, send a nude picture with my face on it. Now, do I have a full body nude picture from a guy who was not quite as smart as me? Yes, I do, and he should probably always remember that when pissing me off. Only he’s hot so sharing it would only be beneficial to him. Point is; dick pictures=awesome.