Comments on: I Have Invented The Worlds Best Sex Toy

By: Electrostimulation

Electrostimulation — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:40:01 +0000

I suggest you list all toys that used to draw conclusions from their responses. If you have just tell me what you feel is the best toy, it makes little sense until you have tried one or two of these.

By: Jennifer B

Jennifer B — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:25:43 +0000

I don’t know what library you work at, but man, I want to work there. Currently, I stay home all day and wipe faces and baby butts. Yep, it’s that exciting.

By: Sheree

Sheree — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:19:48 +0000

Hankie Pankie Blanki, great name ROTFL……For the Wii how about Sexercise with Toy with Me or Sexercise with Crissy? You could make millions..We get to choose our playmate to sexercise with from the controller. Great way to multi-task sex and exercise. But then again, isn’t sex exercise?

By: Manical Mom

Manical Mom — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:51:23 +0000

Love it! We have a Wii and I have often thought there has got to be something better than fucking Mario Galaxy to play! Now I know what I’ll be downloading from now on!

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:05:46 +0000

Crissy – You’re like an evil genius! An evil VAGINA genius!! My future Wii-wired pussy thanks you! You need to make this happen.

By: Mrs. L

Mrs. L — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:47:51 +0000

Thank you for yet another ROTFL session!
I’m asking to transfer to tech if this is what gets talked about @ the library! BTW: they make crayons for bath time…….. look at the toy store!

By: moonspun

moonspun — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:32:15 +0000

This is one of the best post that I have ever ever read. Your ideas rock!

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:35:10 +0000

Thank you, QOFE, I can no longer watch the Jenny McCarthy “Your Shape For Wii” commercials without imagining her using the controller as a vibe.

(Not that this is a bad thing.)

By: CP

CP — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:10:29 +0000

so i went to install the hack to enable the wiibrator, and–lo and behold–BOTH OF THE WIIMOTES ARE MISSING.

*rubs chin, narrows eyes at crissy*

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:49:23 +0000

Interesting….the snuggie stocks have gone crazy today – coincidence? I think not.