Comments on: Flush Your Husband Down The Toilet

By: Not My Real Name

Not My Real Name — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:19:14 +0000

Here's my note I'm flushing down the toilet right now. "Dear Toilet God or Buddha or whathaveyou, Thank you for Toy with Me, Thank you for the QOFE, thank you for letting me know my obsessive masturbation is fine in the eye's of others. But can I be serious with you, all mighty, for a minute? Do I really have to let you know my feeling, dreams, passions by flushing a fucking note down the toilet?"
Love
Not My Real Name.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:59:34 +0000

that’s not what you tell ME.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:59:07 +0000

i can’t stop laughing every time i consider the phrase, “You no poop in here! Ceremonial toilet ONLY!”

i think it’s because i automatically imagine it being shouted by an old japanese lady with a heavy accent.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:56:50 +0000

hatbox toilet, eh?

very european.

do you have a bidet too? i want one. and a urinal.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:55:12 +0000

don’t forget baby diapers!

By: The Queen Of Everything

The Queen Of Everything — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:22:05 +0000

Jane, that reminds me of the episode of friends where the ladies got together on Valentine’s day to burn all their old boyfriend stuff and they set the apartment on fire. That was a good one.

By: Voyer

Voyer — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:59:19 +0000

Yea, what's that supposed to mean!

By: toywithme

toywithme — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:24:02 +0000

I think I peed a little laughing

By: toywithme

toywithme — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:14:39 +0000

Dogs have no class. Although it is better than tampons.

By: MapleLeafSweets

MapleLeafSweets — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:47:45 +0000

I want to go to this temple in Japan and while flushing a piece of paper down the toilet jump back and forth from one leg to the other, clap my hands and yell "Ducky go down da hole! Ducky go down da hole!" God, the Animaniacs will never get old.