Comments on: “Sexy” Gifts My Husband Has Given Me And Why I Threw Them At Him

By: Mariposita_Obsidiana

Mariposita_Obsidiana — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:17:48 +0000

I know that this post is kind of old, but i just stumbled across it, and I thought you'd like to know that it's quarter after four in the morning, and I'm sitting here, laughing so hard I'm choking on my own spit. Thank you for that.

By: Jersey Girl

Jersey Girl — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:22:46 +0000

I love this post and it is relevant to every man, woman and child. I do have to say though that a marriage counselor once told me that we can't expect anybody including our husbands to read our minds. If we want flowers on valentines day we have to tell them "Honey, please get me flowers on valentines day." I know it isn't romantic but there is less room for disappointment.

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:34:58 +0000

*I know I’m late in reading this but ……

Did he think speculums have a sentimental value?! Awesome … a cooter jack! That would have given me nightmares for a week.

By: Manda

Manda — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:22:26 +0000

Hmm…I think you may have solved the problem already. Just tell the man, “Get me something that will make me want to blow you.”

I think it might work.

By: desperately seeking libido

desperately seeking libido — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:02:08 +0000

I should probably tell you about the time, when I was preggers with baby #3 and feeling oh. so. sexy. and my husband thought a nice “just because” present would be a vibrator. I had to leave the room to cry I was so upset. You’d think that when you wife is pregnant you might get her a really special gift to make her forget the fact that she’s so big she can’t even see her pussy.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:48:31 +0000

i guess you guys have never heard of max hardcore, eh?

By: MsDarkstar

MsDarkstar — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:30:50 +0000

I would take a speculum as a sign of open aggression, not as a gift of love. Those things cause me NIGHTMARES. I hate them and the exams that go with them.

By: TLR0622

TLR0622 — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:18:44 +0000

I once received a Dremel tool for Christmas because ten years earlier I mentioned it would have come in handing while sanding a piece of furniture. Do I need to say more?

By: Stone Fox

Stone Fox — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:03:42 +0000

it’s just. i’m. what? exactly, i’m just.. speechless.. here?

what was the gift going to be used for? what did your husband think he was going to do with it? were you supposed to lay down while he inserted it and opened it? was he going to get a mag lite and check out your cervix, maybe look for some effacement? were you supposed to pretend it was a puppet and talk dirty to him?

wow. just. wow.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:34:27 +0000

So funny! I’m actually laughing at my computer screen. I think it’s funny because my husband is basically the same. Wow…..