The first thing you thought was “Crissy must be cold!”
Or what about having a camel toe? We girls all have labia, but somehow, nobody wants her lady business showing through her yoga pants because everyone notices and then that’s all they notice about you. All the men start drooling and muttering incoherently and can’t stop staring. They even have camelflage to conceal that shit!
I went online to see if I could find a little help with my embarrassing problem and as it turns out, they actually sell bra inserts with big ol’ nipples on them!
I don’t think I’m going to go to extreme measures to hide my nippleosity, but it’s nice to know that if I ever need to go somewhere and I don’t want people staring at my nipples, there’s help out there. For now, I’m just gonna embrace it. After all, winter is coming and pretty much everyone will be able to cut glass with their nipples. I’ll fit right in and nobody will ever suspect that I, especially, suffer from The Permanipplelipilis.
So do any of you TWMs have this problem or some other minor flaw that you think everyone is ALWAYS staring at? Like, when you get a zit or a cold sore, can you feel everyone’s eyes on it? Maybe you’ve got some giant EE cups that are always stealing the show. Do you wish you could just wear a burqa and get it over with?