Comments on: SCILFs: Spooky Creatures I’d Like To Fuck

By: Curvaceous Dee

Curvaceous Dee — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:41:08 +0000

There is indeed a porno called ‘Buffy the Vampire Layer’… and it’s a complete waste of time. Bad cover, bad porn, bad all around.

I’ll just go back to getting myself off whilst watching Spike and Buffy have dirtybadandwrong!sex

xx Dee

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:43:43 +0000

I’m not sure I understand the vampire fascination. I mean, where do you work when you’re a vampire? You can’t get a day job because of sunlight. Vampires can’t take you to any restaurant that serves garlic. They can’t touch anything made of silver so forget about ever eating with the fine silverware. And vampires don’t like any of the foods you like anyway.

You would probably dump a dude because doesn’t like your brand of potato chips, but you are willing to put up with a dude who always has the perfect excuse for not going to the beach with you and can’t even get a job. That’s just wrong.

By: True Pleasures

True Pleasures — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:53:32 +0000

I am so late replying to this, but:

Crissy – haha No, he doesn’t smell like a dog. He does tend to have a little too much gas sometime, though. I think that’s why we have to Febreeze the couch once a month.

Oh, and you’re welcome for the link!

By: Valerie

Valerie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:22:58 +0000

As you know, I totally agree with you about Vampires. There is a new show on the CW called The Vampire Diaries. It is about high school though. The guys are a lot hotter than the actor that they have playing Edward from Twilight. You need to read The Blackdagger Brotherhood books. Also how do all of these women get gigs testing out vibrators? With the amout that my DH is gone I could use some free “toys” they can be expensive.

By: lisavol

lisavol — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:06:06 +0000

CP: I’m impressed with your knowledge of anatomy.
Crissy: Your banner is very pretty!!
My favorite vampire is Lestat, but I can only see him in my head.
Oh, I forgot. Tom Cruise pretended to be Lestat with horrible results.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:48:39 +0000

Rachel, you’re just feeling superior because you got a pedicure today.

By: rachel

rachel — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:45:13 +0000

First, CP, thanks for THAT trip down the vessicles of your wenis.

Second, I’ve been over the Vampires after seeing the creepy fingernails of Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas in that Interview movie made one million years ago. What do their feet look like if their hands look like that?! EEEK! And Vampire wenis seems like it would be very numbing in a place I don’t want to be numb.

New question: Are all vampire wenises large? It would be awful being in eternal want for a couple of inches.

As for the werewolves? Eww. And why anyone EVER made a wolf dildo is frightening….thanks again CP for my education.

By: Miss Spoken

Miss Spoken — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:19:00 +0000

For me, it’s all about Pinhead from Hellraiser, aka my Cenobite Lover. Because nothing says sexy like a bald man in a black dress who favors nipple hooks and knows his way around “the box.”

“No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.”

Were truer words ever spoken?

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:50:27 +0000

Your banner makes me want to hump my computer. Because I can’t really get into the vampire thing. I know. I KNOW. No one will like me once I admit that. Shit.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:51:08 +0000

Oooooo! Look at my banner! It’s prreeeettty!