FixSation Couple’s Vibrator Review

My FixationThis toy was nominated for the AVN Best Sex Toy for Couples award for 2012.

Aren’t we fancy.

Taking it out of the box, it looks like quite a contraption, to use a word from my grandpa’s vocabulary.  I probably shouldn’t say the word “grandpa” should I? Not exactly the visual we’re going for when we’re talking about S-E-X toys, huh?

Ok, so forget I said that.
Let’s call it a…

Pulsating Pleasure Panty of Love.

That’s way sexier than calling it a contraption.  But is it more than just a contraption?  Is it really a Pulsating Pleasure Panty of Love, Toy With Mes?

Let’s see, shall we?

As you know my Man Candy is quite a fan of the Sexy Time.  When one of these things comes to the house for review he starts drooling.  In fact, he already had it out of the box and ready to go by the time I got home from work.  But I was a bit more skeptical.  His exuberance aside, I was a little intimidated by the My FixSation because really?  It looks weird.

Everyone always starts these reviews with talk about the packaging, but who gives a fuck about that?  I’m not measuring the box for you because we want to know what’s inside the box.  I mean, the packaging is dark and sexy and whatnot and it says ““Fixate on the Sensation when Friction meets Vibration” on it.

Cute.

Inside the box is the Couples Vibe unit, charger, and a small satin drawstring storage bag. The panty companion was also included and it fits nicely into the storage bag along with the vibe unit.  That’s pretty cool because you don’t want to be fussing about in your panty drawer to find the stupid panty to put the vibe on when the moment is approaching.

The couples vibe thing is a little flat oval shape and it’s made of  smooth black plastic.  It’s 2 inches wide and 2.5 inches long and it’s thickness is tapered from about 0.25 to 0.75 inches.  The bottom side of the vibe goes against your Doris Clitoris and your vulva (sorry I don’t have a cute name for Vulva…Mulva?) and has three ridges on it.  The top side faces out and that’s the part that will rub against your Man Candy whilst you’re doin’ it.

The power button is on top and is easily reachable.  The sides of the vibe have a place to slip the attachments of the panty companion in them.  The My Fixsation is supposed to be waterproof, and I bet it is.  The charger port is covered pretty well with a rubber flap, but I’m confused.  Who the hell wants to wear panties in the shower? I think it would be a little weird, but that’s just me.  But since it’s waterproof it’s good news for cleaning.

I love that they call it a “panty companion.” I don’t know why.  It’s made of polyester and nylon and all it really is is a soft and lacy waist band with two stretchy straps that hold the vibrator part against you.  The straps unhook from the back  and are then threaded through the sides of the vibe and re-hooked.  It’s way easier to assemble the whole thing before you put it on. The panties are fairly comfortable.  I ordered a size small and I usually take a US size 2.  They’re really stretchy, but for maximum comfort make sure you order the right size.  I can see them turning into a tourniquet if they’re too small for you. So. Not. Sexy.

We want bloodflow.  Especially during Sexy Time.

As far as the vibration intensity goes, it’s okay.  It’s not super strong but it certainly does the job nicely.  It’s not the quietest thing in the world though, so this is maybe not the toy to bring with you when you visit your in-laws–unless they already know what a dirty whore you are.  Then go right ahead.  Make sure you’re really vocal too, they love that.  Anyway, there are three levels of vibration.  You cycle through them by pressing the power button.  To turn it off, you hold down the power button until it stops. Like I said, the vibration isn’t super intense, but it’s fine because unless you’re numb from the waist down, you’re still going to enjoy it.  This isn’t a solo flight, remember.  Man Candy is also there with you, creating friction and working those ridges I mentioned earlier.

OMG.

I loved the ridges.  When I looked at them I thought “meh,” but let me tell you something.

They’re divine.

I still think it’s kind of a contraption, but it’s a lovely and fun contraption and I  liked the My Fixsation Couple’s Vibe and Panty.

I think you guys are gonna dig it too.

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Crissy,a lifelong Rhode Islander, is 35 and has two little girls. Aside from doing a little bit of writing here and there, she doesn’t use a shred of her MA in English. She writes a blog where she is Queen of *&%$#@* Everything and reigns over her readers, whom she calls Queefs, with a loving but firm hand. In both 2008 and 2009 Crissy won the Blogger’s Choice Award for Hottest Mommy Blogger. In 2010, Crissy was chosen as one of Blogher's voices of the year.

Comments

  1. Sounds like it's a good one for some lezzy lovin', too! She always does look sexy in her black panties — and these look easier to "move out of the way" for when you're just in too much of a lusty rush to take everything off. Clothes can be kinky, too.

  2. In my head, anything that is a vibrating panty should have a remote control on it so that you can discretely flip it on while walking down the street.

  3. I'll get right on that.

  4. Well, it sounds a bit weird. Wonder what my husband would think about it!?

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