We’ve heard popular catch phrases all of our lives that we learned and remember but that never hold a personal meaning for us. Until one day, we find ourselves in the midst of a significant and memorable moment, when the light bulb goes off and the meaning of one of those phrases becomes close to our heart. Or in my case, close to some body parts further south. For me, one of those moments came just the other day, when “old twist on a new favorite” took on a provocative new definition. The G-Twist from German toymaker Fun Factory made its acquaintance with me on Babeland, where I couldn’t take my eyes or mouse off of its vagina hugging curves and deep ribs. So I wiped the drool off my keyboard and parted with 62 bucks, very optimistic that it would be a worthy purchase.
Fun Factory of course makes a fun box, one that let me peek giddily through its window at my new and most welcomed guest. And this was no ordinary arrival. The G-Twist raises the bar for battery operated toys by being built of 100 percent top quality and hypoallergenic silicone. And on just the two included AA batteries (just insert and go!), my new twist in old toy land is a knee-buckling powerhouse. An easy cleaning with soap and water and Mrs. G and I were ready to rock ‘n roll. If you want to christen this vibe in the shower, go for it. Water resistance is another of its attributes, just leave the casing open for a while if it’s going to be exposed to moisture for long.
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It took me all of two seconds to learn the G-Twist’s command center. The rotating variable dial is a one-stop shop: on/off and speed levels. I was taken aback by the softness and pliability of the shaft, and how the ribs felt so intense just under my fingertips. A fierce craving to feel them in other places led me right to the bed. This “work assignment” would be ribbed for my pleasure baby, and how. I gazed along the shaft’s six ergonomically designed inches that form an arch contoured exactly to the vagina for maximum reach unattainable by conventional straight vibrators.
This was actually G-Twist, II. Its predecessor had been defective, so as disappointed as I was with my anti-climactic arrival day, Babeland’s fast, courteous and smooth return policy made replacement easy, no questions asked. When the second coming came, I was raring to go, long overdue for a good play with a new mate. I was starry-eyed with hopes of a first, second and maybe even third coming of my own.
I slathered on the complimentary Fun Factory Toy Fluid that I just love, and it was go time. No warming up or dancing around the objective when it came to the G-Twist. Its design fit perfectly in my hand and required little effort in getting me very aroused. I was in the mood for taking the G in G-Twist to heart, so I proceeded to an earnest try at a gushing G-spot orgasm. With the vibe at full speed (but impressively quiet), it was a quick visit in the wading pool with a little tickle across my clit, and into the deep end she went.
Rib by rib, this vibrator felt wonderful going slowly inside me, its shape and flexibility making its way easily to my g-spot, as I dabbled with different angles and the stimulation they brought. With delight I discovered that the upward curve at the shaft’s base puts an amazing twist on clit play.
Speed bump. As I engaged the ole in ‘n out, the G-Twist’s ribs went from pleasant to not so much. Going out of me, I felt each rib catching on the inside of my vaginal opening. I’ve read other G-Twist reviews with no mention of this problem, and I have not experienced it with any other toy, so perhaps it’s just my anatomy’s incompatibility with this design. Internal incompatibility, that is. I was still very aroused by the clitoral treat I was being served G-Twist style, and so I feasted. Not once, not twice, not thrice, not four times, but yes ladies, FIVE spectacular clit orgasms like I have never felt with any other vibrator! Unbelievable, intense stimulation. It won’t be long before I twist again.
- Made of solid, 100 percent medical-grade silicone.
- 6 1/2″ with 5″ insertable.
- 1.5″ wide.
- Comes in candy blue, watermelon or violet (you know I’m all about the purple).
- Vibration ranges from soft and slow to intense.
- Uses two AA batteries (included).
- Ribbed for added pleasure!
- Strategically placed bump for mind blowing and unique clitoral stimulation.
- Instructions (really just a formality, this toy is so simple to use).
- Two AA batteries.
- Free sample of Fun Factory Toy Fluid lubricant.
Treat yourself to your very own Fun Factory G-Twist at Babeland