Lelo NOA Couple’s Vibrator Review

LELO NoaWhy do the best things always happen while I’m at work? Things like the much anticipated arrival of my first Lelo toy! The sexy Lelo Noa. And why do I do things like turn NOA on and stand around shaking the thing because I can’t figure out how to turn it off in the middle of a conference call? Don’t worry, I work from home. It’s not like I was running around an office building shaking a vibrator at people. Not on this particular day.

Lelo certainly knows how to make an entrance! NOA arrived snuggled into the velvet lining of a smart white gift box along with a satin storage pouch, an instruction booklet, a single serve helping of lube and a USB charging cable. The packaging alone is enough to make a girl feel special.

NOA is a couple’s sex toy worn by the woman during sexy time, providing stimulation to all parties involved. The thin side is inserted into the vagina while the thicker end is meant to rest on the clitoris. The thin end has a nub on one side for G spot stimulation and the other side has a silky soft groove just right for his dongle to move along. Perfect, right? Well, over the years I’ve discovered that one size does not fit all. I’m a small woman and the thicker end that should rest on my clit was far above it and ended up vibrating my pelvic bone. It didn’t get anywhere near my magic button and now I’m worried that you all might be giants if the NOA is supposed to fit a normal sized woman.

Alas, I didn’t get the G spot stimulation either. My man, I call him Beast Master, and I really tried. Cowgirl, missionary, doggy style, positions that don’t have names yet. We tried them all, the Kama Sutra’s got nothin’ on a woman searching for G spot stimulation! If I held NOA in place it was great, but who wants to get it on with their hand stuck on their vajayjay for the duration? Nobody, that’s who. My hands have other things they need to be doing during sex. Hold on to that thought, I found a solution.

LELO Noa vibratorNOA is very easy to operate with one button to turn it on, roll through six settings, and turn it off. The settings range from a constant, just right vibration to a slow wave to different levels of pulsing vibrations. She is compatible with the Sense Motion Remote and if you have one, use it. When the action got hot and heavy NOA was so slippery that it was difficult to press the button to switch settings without fear of jabbing a nail into my lady bits. My advice is to pick your favorite setting before you settle in for the ride. My fave setting is the slow wave. It’s like a wave rolling up onto a white sand beach, the frothy cap crashing onto the sand and then rolling away. Rolling in, rolling out, rolling in, rolling… Ahem, where was I?

How, you ask, did I solve the issue of having to hold myNOA in place with my hand? I turned it around.

What?

Yes, I turned it around and put it in my bum bum.

WOW! Don’t make that face. NOA is perfect for ass play. Think about it, it was hooked in my hooha, I couldn’t lose it on The Other Side! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. And it. Was. Awesome! I get hot in my Harris Tweeter just thinking about it. With NOA busy at the back door and my man busy at the front door I had one of the strongest, most amazing orgasms of my life. So amazing that I laughed like a lunatic afterwards. I don’t know why, it’s just what I do, let’s all move on. I am telling you that this is the way  NOA was meant to be used.

Let’s recap.

Pros:

Silky soft, seamless, FDA approved silicone that won’t give you the cunt cancer as Crissy has pointed out.

Sleek ergonomic design includes a groove for his dongle to slide back and forth, back and forth.

Totally cool USB charger

One button operation (psst, hold the button down to cycle down the engine)

Six settings that are easy to move through thanks to the one button operation

Compact and quiet – perfect for taking on trips or keeping in your purse. Hey, you never know what sort of situation you might run into while you’re out shopping.

Powerful motor ensures that you send your guy good vibes

Waterproof for all your shower or hot tub escapades

Compatible with Lelo’s Sense Motion Remote

Good for traditional vaginal penetration but even better for anal penetration. Thank you, Lelo!

Cons:

One size does not fit all

Slippery when wet

Don’t bother with the limited instructions in the box, go directly to Lelo’s website for detailed instructions.

The Lelo NOA has kicked off a week long sextravaganza at my house and has definitely earned a spot in my regular sex toy lineup. NOA can easily adapt to your creativity in the bedroom. It’s worth its weight in cum gold.

Treat yourself  to your very own LELO Noa!

 

About Riley Hart

Riley Hart grew up in New York and comes from a long line of perverts. She now finds herself living in North Carolina where she regularly shocks and offends her gentle Southern neighbors with her blasphemous language, progressive thinking and a sense of fashion that can only be appreciated by Cyndi Lauper.

When she’s not roaming the halls of Corporate America, Riley enjoys dog training, cooking naked, and coloring with her pretty, pretty pencils.

She lives with the Beast Master and four clinically insane dogs, all of whom hate her singing. Riley has a psychotic, slightly autistic princess living in her head.

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