If ever there was a day that I needed that package to be delivered it was that day. I had a full house with seven kids in my care and when the UPS man rang the doorbell, I freaked out at him for waking the baby. Once I saw what he was delivering, a big smile crossed my lips.
I walked the box back to my room and set it on my bed. I wanted to open it but because I wanted a free moment to myself, the kids were suddenly on top of me like white on rice. It would have to wait.
But I’ve never been good at waiting. I’m kind of an instant gratification girl so I put a TV show on for the kids, grabbed a pair of scissors and opened that box.
My first impression when I removed the toy was wow!And then I giggled as I read the warning on the box, “May interfere with pacemakers” and that’s when I knew I was in for a really good time with Fun Factory’s Stronic Zwei.
When I removed the toy itself from the box, I was impressed by its weight and solid feel. Its heft felt more like something from the tool chest than the toy chest, but it was also made for a woman. I ran my fingers over it and liked the smooth softness I felt.
I wanted to see how it worked. The Stronic Zwei is not a vibrator. It’s a pulsator! There’s a huge difference. Check out this clip to see for yourself.
The Stronic ZWEI In Action! (Pulsator Vs. Vibrator)
Since the kids were now yelling for me, I couldn’t take it for a test drive, but I was curious as to what the pulsing felt like.
And that’s when I got confused. I had no idea how to turn it on. The instructions were mostly confusing pictures or in German and since I don’t read instructions even when in English, I had to wait for my husband to get home to decipher the method for unlocking it.
I did, however, figure out how to use the magnetic charger and navigating the rest of my day knowing it was waiting for me in my bathroom kept me really excited. I even went back to check on it a few times.
This really is the Cadillac of sex toys. Actually, it’s not a toy at all… the Stronic Zwei is more like a machine. A wonderful orgasm inducing sex machine!
That night my husband and I used the Stronic Zwei together… well, it was more like he used it on me. Even just sliding the toy in felt good. The design is perfect for a woman’s body, it filled me and hit my gspot. There are 10 different pulsating settings to play with. My favorites were the one that teased, slow pulses first then faster and faster and faster and then pounding. Once I was getting close to my orgasm, I liked the full on hardcore pulsing.
It’s very sensual to orgasm in front of your man while he uses your toy on you.
I liked this toy so much the next morning, I used it on my own. Fun Factory, the makers of the Stronic Zwei, state it can be used hands free and I would agree to that but I did have to close my thighs slighty for just a bit of back pressure so it didn’t slip out and to keep it pulsing, hitting all the right spots.
I liked this since that meant my hands were then free to play with my clit. I’m the kind of girl that needs both clitoral and vaginal stimulation to have one of those ‘send me to the moon’ hard orgasms, and the Stronic Zwei frees up my hands to do just that.
(This can be used vaginally or anally… I liked it both places.)
The Stronic Zwei is an amazing sex machine! It’s coated in medical grade silicone and is completely water proof. I did not use it in the water but can hear the bath tub calling my name. It also comes with a 2 year warranty.
The sex machine, (yes, that’s what I’m calling it now) is completely different than any toy or vibrator I have ever used. I loved it, and I can’t wait to use it again!!
I say get one for yourself — the new experience will leave you breathless.
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