I didn’t know what my holy grail was until I found it. I’d been in the market for a vibrator for longer than I care to admit (I’ve been accused by some of overanalyzing my options when shopping … you can probably guess that the “some” are men-no self-respecting woman worth her salt would ever accuse a sister of browsing too long). Still, even I would concede that I’d been pondering vibes for quite a while, just not finding the one that I thought would drive me so wild that my “OH YES!” could break crystal.
Then came the day when a new breed of vibrator presented itself, striking a chord in the swan song of my search. If the name We-Vibe is foreign to you, take note of your calendar because you’ll never forget the day you discovered this riveting invention. Through years of painstaking research, for which I’m eternally grateful, the We-Vibe was engineered by appropriately named Standard Innovation Corporation as the first toy designed for enjoyment during intercourse! Yes, you read right. While also scrumptious for solo play, the We-Vibe fulfills its primary destiny by inducing crystal-shattering climax in both partners. Hey, you don’t earn a spot in the Academy Awards celebrity gift bag by being predictable.
My new best friend arrived in a simple white box, which also housed a hard shell storage case for discreet protection and transport of the precious goods. The We-Vibe comes in one color; lovely of the creators to choose my favorite. Purple passion at my fingertips, the pleasure picnic for my senses began with fondling the soft, seamless, gracefully contouring silicone. The company didn’t mess around here … we’re talking medical grade, waterproof silicone that contains none of the toxins or chemicals found in some toy materials.
Click any image for full size
The day I ordered my We-Vibe, I had the bittersweet fortune of reading in the online instructions that it calls for 24 hours of charging before the inaugural party. At least on arrival day I was prepared to exercise the bedeviling virtue of patience. One long day later, sheepish grin securely in place, I was more than ready to make the acquaintance of my long-awaited playmate. With a full charge, I had earned an hour on the high-speed ride, longer on low.
We-Vibe 101. I cradled it in the palm of my hand and learned how to captain the tiny C-shaped ship I would take to Wonderland. Command Central lives under the silicone at the end of the larger arm … a sliding power switch and charger port. They create dimples in the silicone that form a face-one that I chose to interpret as the smiley variety showing me a bit of foreshadowing.
“Center: off. Left: high. Right: low.” If only I’d been this good at memorization during math class. I had the knack of the power switch, and was already smitten with its mission. Both the large arm (clitoral magician) and small arm (g-spot love) have a two-speed motor, and they synchronize to amp up the stimulation.
I grabbed the water-based lube and summoned my husband. I won’t lie, my selfish side wanted to horde my celebrated acquisition, but I had every reason to believe that sharing would pay off. Stopping to smell the roses on the way to the rose parade, we turned the Parade Marshall on low and my husband escorted it across my nipples. This was sensual and right all over. I returned the favor, then we tested out the speeds while mapping our territory on other choice body parts. Fabulous foreplay.
Appetizer thoroughly appreciated, we proceeded to the main course. My husband slipped the small arm into my vagina, where it hugged my g-spot and massaged it with the pleasure waves molded into the silicone. I’m not exactly known as a woman of few words, but this felt incredible. Period. He nestled the large arm into my clitoris, bringing intense stimulation. At this point, the We-Vibe is self-operating, its C shape keeping it in place. Look Ma, no hands!
Just watching me, my husband was at full mast, and entered me to accompany the We-Vibe. Its intense vibration against his penis treated him to extreme stimulation, as it massaged my g-spot with each thrust of him. We were both blown away, not winning any prizes for delayed ejaculation. The We-Vibe felt truly amazing, unlike anything else. This was ultimate pleasure.
After taking our sweet time basking in the afterglow, clean-up was easy with just soap and water. I made tracks plugging it in so we’d be revved up for the sequel. It wouldn’t be long before I brought home another Oscar.
Treat yourself to your very own We-Vibe at Babeland
Ins and Outs
Out
- If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Neither of us could come up with a con.
In
- Amazingly quiet. The dual motors are polite indeed. No distraction here.
- Reasonably priced. If you can put a price on optimal stimulation, this one is kind.
- Hands-free is fantastic. No straps or wires to get in the way.
- Unbelievable toy for together play!
Specs
- Material – Medical grade silicone
- Finish – Glossy
- Size – 8.5 x 5 x 2.8 cm or 3.35 x 2 x 1.1 inches
- Weight – 60 grams or 2oz.
- Charging – minimum of 16 hours
- Run Time – Up to 2 hours
- Color – Purple
Features
- 2 powerful motors (3000-5000rpm)
- 2 speeds
- waterproof soft pliable surface
- flexible and conforming core
Includes
- travel case
- charger *(country specific)
- instructions
- 90 day replacement warranty
Treat yourself to your very own We-Vibe at Babeland
Thanks so much for visiting us! We are working hard to bring you the best in sex, snark and hilarity along with sex toy reviews of the latest and greatest sex toys that are available. Never miss a thing by subscribing to my RSS feed, or by having it delivered right to your inbox. Want to get social with me? I would love it if you followed me on Twitter! Have a suggestion? Questions about our sex toy reviews? Just want to say hello? I would love to hear from you.
Related posts:
{ 2 trackbacks }
{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }
I’m absolutely dying to try one of these … it’s at the top of my “next toy to buy” list … especially after your review!
Thank you for what you do. My wife loves to play and its so hard to find a toy she is truly happy with (and expensive too lol)
Your reviews make it easier to find the good ones versus the wastes of money!
Keep it up!
His initial reaction: My hubby looked at it, and was like, Um…. how am I suppose to fit inside you with that as well. He turned it on and was like this is gonna be interesting… Lol
….. honesty…. It was fantastic!!!!!!!!!! I say go for it if you want something you’ll both enjoy. My hubby loved it, and it was intense, it wasn’t at all uncompfortable, yes it does slip out at the moment where you move off the bed or where ever but lets face it, its not meant to stay there anyway right. My hubby told me that he wasn’t uncompfortable during and the worries about him fitting as well, were gone out the window when he felt how intense it was… Lol, but it does get you to the big O (a couple of times….) and its discreet but not so discreet… haha
But in all seriousness and withiout full details, I thought I’d let you all know it is TOTALLY worth the $$$$ we paid for it. I love that it can just be put under the tap and cleaned too and its rechargeable.. Haha
Anita – Thanks for the feedback
Glad you and the hubster had fun frolicking with your new toy.
Concur. Got this the other day and wife (and I) loved it. I was afraid the vibes would make me….errrr…exhibit a bit of a hair trigger. Not so. Once I got over the stimulation hump, so to speak, it was clear sailing. Wife had an incredible orgasm…so good that she wasn’t as cross at me for ‘buying another sex toy’ as she was beforehand. For the record, we don’t have that many…
I'm so confused. Doesn't your vagina get all cluttered with penis AND sex toy up in there? It doesn't plop out clumsily with each thrust?
I guess I should buy one myself, so I can figure this out. I'm puzzled.