8.0
Score

Pros

  • triple stimulation

Cons

  • noisy
Noise Level
6
Performance Satisfaction
10
Value for the Price
8
Intensity Level
10

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Growing up, I was one of the majority of little girls who wants a cute little bunny of her own. The legendary Easter Bunny, the scrumptious chocolate bunny, the “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids” bunny … they all filled my head with notions of bunny love and I mercilessly begged my parents for a warm fuzzy fur ball that I would name Gert. But it was not to be … my mother had a different pre-assembled excuse for each time I peered into her eyes, tugged on her skirt and gave my best poor puppy dog face.

The Infamous Sex and The City Vibrator

More than 30 years later and I never had gotten the Gert for which I had yearned. Even when I was old enough to buy my own rabbit, somehow the years had diluted my desire. Until the other night. I was stuffing my face with a bag of kettle corn and making due with TBS’s watered-down version of “Sex and the City“ – the episode that made famous the Rabbit Pearl vibrator – and I was inspired. Finally, I would get my freaking rabbit! And if I had been a good girl most of my life, this rabbit would be the reward for my years of begging in vain. Oh baby, if this rabbit could convert prissy Charlotte from vibe cynic to vibe addict, I felt certain it would be good enough for me.

Dual Action

Vibratex – pioneer of the dual action vibrator – is a family owned company that has been thrilling lucky ladies for 22 years and counting. They delivered my Rabbit Pearl with most appreciated efficiency, and though the simplistic plastic packaging is not exactly eye candy, I reminded myself it’s what’s inside that counts. And I credited the plastic window for an enticing preview of my very feminine, welcoming friend so pretty in pink.

Body Safe

Kudos to Vibratex for making the Rabbit Pearl out of elastomer that is free of phthalates-toxic plasticizers used to soften PVC vinyls that have become a red flag to sex toy investors and increasingly shunned by the makers of high-quality sex toys. This 100 percent elastomer vibrator takes water or silicone lubricant and cleans easily with a cloth. Be warned that anything containing phthalates or other active chemicals can make for a corroded and very sad bunny.

The Rabbit Pearl is battery operated, earning it another thumb up for the perk of instant use. No resenting a charging pad for getting the first crack at your new vibrator. The Rabbit hopped into my life equipped with care instructions and a course in Lube 101. Three fresh C batteries and Gert and I were off to the races.

Rotating Shaft

Anatomically speaking, this toy is simply brilliant! The head of the shaft rotates to give g-spot love while its lower half’s tumbling pearls stimulate your vaginal opening. Setting up camp at the vibe’s base is the namesake rabbit with tickling ears to give your clitoris a run for its money. The Rabbit works three ways at once and I adore efficiency!

vibratex rabbit pearl vibrator with the box

Remote Control Operation

Remote control is a wonderful invention whose resulting laziness I have enjoyed since I was old enough to push the buttons. But never have I appreciated 1950s technology more than when used with my Rabbit Pearl. It connects by a wire to a plastic power pack with two switches for shaft and tickler intensity. This little critter has 25 levels each of vibration and rotation speeds! It would be my pleasure to fall down the rabbit hole.

I reclined for my flagship journey with a vibe that I hoped would make me vewy vewy siwwy, and realized I had forgotten to bring lubricant to the party. Remote in hand and already relaxed, I decided to go on natural. Would the Rabbit pass the stimulation test? Power pack at arm’s length by my hip, it was all systems go with the tickler-very amply named. It tickled me into stimulation mode and the faster those crafty little ears went, the more they weren’t the only thing in the room that was perked up. Mrs. C was soon at attention. But the faster it tickled, the louder it got, so I fought distraction by finding my happy place.

A Magical Massage

Still a bit shy in the slippery department, I coaxed the shaft inside me. The motor is quieter than the ears and felt very soothing and relaxing on low speed. With the tickler on high I slowly pushed the shaft in and out. It felt incredible! My natural lube was conjured up. The little ears are quite the speedsters, and no matter which way they touched my clit, felt divine. My groove was definitely ON. I pushed the shaft in further and could feel it against my g-spot … a magical massage topped off by the pearls gently but masterfully caressing the opening of my vagina. Suddenly, pearls were a girl’s best friend!

Double Orgasm!

The triple, simultaneous action felt amazing. Gradually increasing the speed of the shaft, I could feel myself ready to orgasm, but wanted to prolong this awesome feeling. I stopped the ride for a few seconds and when I got back on my self-lube was at full throttle. I was knocking on euphoria’s door. About to reach the peak of Mount Clitoris, my body shuddered and I began to gush! Every woman deserves to have two orgasms at once.

This little rabbit doesn’t pull any Trix

It knows its stuff and performs like a toy from a seasoned maker should. I was pleasantly surprised that the wire didn’t cause a distraction. The promoters at “Sex and the City” had done their homework when choosing to tout this toy. For the modest price, I was thrilled with the result. Expectations exceeded. Go on wit yer bad self Gert!!

Features/Performance

Power Source: Battery operated (3 C batteries required)
Performance: G-spot and clitoral stimulators.
Controls: Remote with scroll wheel
Special Features: Vaginal opening massaging pearls
Vibrations Levels: 6 vibration functions and 2 rotation speeds

Ins: Triple stimulation! What more can I say?! The shaft caters to your G-spot, the ears get busy on your clit, and the pearls surprise you with a vaginal opening massage. IMO this triple treat makes the Rabbit Pearl a unique toy
Outs: Never one for noise, the fairly loud tickler gave me a teeny pout. The controls felt somewhat cheap, but the price and performance make this toy a bang for a bargain.

Design/Materials

Material: 100% Elastomer (no phthalates)
Texture: Rubberized
Safety Features: Body safe, phthalate free
Colors: Soft Pink
Manufacturer: Vibratex Vibrators

Specifications

Total Length: 7.5”
Insertable Length: 5”
Cost: 68.99 (Prices are subject to change)

Overall Rating

**Based on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being not so great and 5 being awesome.
Noise Level: 6
Performance Satisfaction: 10
Value for the Price: 8
Intensity Level: 10
Overall Rating: 8