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Have you ever wished you could use your vibrator, but your boyfriend/husband is always hanging around and so you have to forgo playing with your favorite friend and play with the human instead?

Doesn’t having to make that choice make you sad?

Well, you never need to choose again, Toy with Me introducing the We-Vibe II!

It’s an external clitoral and internal g-spot stimulator that you can wear while doing Sexy Time with your partner. Or, if you don’t have one of those, you can use it by itself or with a dildo or whatever honks your hooter.

Let me tell you – it’s a marvelous idea!

It kind of looks like a stapler, but I assure you, I tried it out and it is nothing at all like fucking a stapler. Don’t ask me how I know that I once had a tawdry office affair in the supply closet, but trust me. It’s way, way, way nicer and you don’t get any tell-tale staples caught in your pubes.

The We-Vibe II has two heads, an upper and a lower. The top head of the “stapler” is the external/clitoral stimulator. It sits on top while you insert the smaller, bottom head into your hey-nanny-nanny to stimulate your g-spot–Yee-haw! It’s shower and bath safe, too. It can run for about an hour on high speed and even longer on the lower setting.

It’s super quiet when on, and the two heads are synchronized to do a “harmonic throbbing”, as the makers describe it. It goes from 3,000 rpms on low speed all the way up to 5,000 rpms on high speed. Whoa Nelly! That’s a powerful little stapler, I mean vibrator!

We Vibe

To charge your We-Vibe II and change speeds, you turn the upper head to face you. There are dimples that look like a face. The two eyes are switches to control speed and pulsations by pressing them to the right or left. The “mouth” part is where you plug it into the wall charger. It’s quite straightforward and easy to operate, which is pretty great because you don’t want to be fumbling with the thing once it starts getting all freaky in the hizzy, you know?

Speaking of freaky, my question when I first took it out of the box was, “how the heck is this thing supposed to stay in there?”. I mean, when thrusting, wouldn’t it just come out? But it doesn’t! It stays right where it’s meant to – even in different positions! The manufacturer recommends starting out with woman on top and doggie style as these provide optimal g-spot stimulation.

I…ahem…agree with that suggestion, as does my husband. We both liked it because we’ve tried to incorporate a vibrator before and well, quite frankly, it’s too much to try and stick in there at one time and one or both of us has to get a hand on the vibe to keep it in, or the vibrator comes out and it’s just a hot mess.

We-Vibe features

This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We-Vibe II didn’t distract or detract from the experience.

So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe II, around here. It’s very nice. Very, very nice.

Features

  • soft, flexible, comfortable
  • body-safe and eco-friendly
  • powerful vibe, whisper-quiet
  • rechargeable battery
  • 2 hours of play on a single charge
  • 2 month charge standby
  • use with water-based lubricants
  • water resistant
  • easy soap and water cleanup
  • single push button control
  • nine thrilling vibration modes
  • compact and discreet

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Pros

  • water resistant
  • compact
  • 2 hours of work on a single charge
  • soft, flexible

Cons

  • some couples find it uncomfortable to use