As much as we all like to claim that we do not masturbate, we do. Or we should anyways. There is something to be said about being able to rev your own engine. You need to be able to satisfy yourself without a man present, although sometimes toys are better … Read more
First off, let me begin by saying this is not a man bashing article…very much the opposite. It is to recognize the amazing lovers out there who go above and beyond to ensure their partner experiences toe-curling pleasure when they are making the sexy dance. There are so many more … Read more
Women believe, they know everything about everything. After all, we are the more savvy sex. We seem to know that his missing glasses are in the top drawer in the kitchen beside the yellow pencil. In the same breath, we miss these huge signals from our partner that tell us … Read more
What’s so hard about using a vibrator? Nothing, except, if you’re lucky, some body parts. But I’ve found some ways to play that can make for a very memorable pilgrimage to Pleasantville. As with any purchase, be sure you got all the parts you paid for. Then, right out of … Read more
I’ll never look at olive oil the same way again. Used to be, it was what it was … a healthful, diverse product squeezed from the delicious olive to enhance our food and keep our garlic from sticking to the pan. Diverse indeed. In researching the history of sex toys, … Read more
So good. So powerful. The intensity of an orgasm can be so acute that right in midstream we might for a fleeting moment wonder if our body will be able to take it. “Will my head pop off? Will my heart explode? I’m willing to risk it!” Our pulse races, … Read more
If you have had a baby, it is quite possible that you are concerned with more than just the tightness of your abs since giving birth. Let’s just say that your other set of lips may not be as resilient as you would like them to be, and after pushing … Read more
I used to have a fish named Squirt. He was a pretty little fellow whose genus name of Betta was much more befitting of his elegant flowing fins and luminous shades of red than was his nickname of Siamese fighting fish. But when it got down to the nitty-gritty, Squirt … Read more
I’ll be honest, I’ve never been a huge fan of the rabbit-style vibes. They’ve always felt bulky, bottom heavy, noisy, and a little awkward. So when I unwrapped this toy I was more than a little skeptical. The Wild Orchid by Evolved is an insertable toy with an attached clit … Read more
Over the years of reviewing sexytime toys for the Toy With Mes, I’ve come across quite a few of them. So you might call me something of an expert. Since there are so many toys, and only so many ways one might use them, one of my challenges is figuring … Read more